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“Trump let a murderer into the country” is more concise
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“Trump let a murderer into the country” is more concise
Seems like this at least kind of contradicts the message that everything is great right now. Didn’t they get an A+++++++ on the economy?
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Seems like this at least kind of contradicts the message that everything is great right now. Didn’t they get an A+++++++ on the economy?
Very good points.
I wonder, though, which sounds better to someone mathematically impaired: “down 80%”, which is maybe comprehensible, or “down 600%”, which is a big number but can’t make sense to anyone.
I wonder, though, which sounds better to someone mathematically impaired: “down 80%”, which is maybe comprehensible, or “down 600%”, which is a big number but can’t make sense to anyone.
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Very good points.
I wonder, though, which sounds better to someone mathematically impaired: “down 80%”, which is maybe comprehensible, or “down 600%”, which is a big number but can’t make sense to anyone.
I wonder, though, which sounds better to someone mathematically impaired: “down 80%”, which is maybe comprehensible, or “down 600%”, which is a big number but can’t make sense to anyone.
Knowing Brian Fitzpatrick, the point was to wait long enough to ensure no vote this year. Now he can tell his constituents hey I tried.
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Knowing Brian Fitzpatrick, the point was to wait long enough to ensure no vote this year. Now he can tell his constituents hey I tried.
Worse than that. The housing allowance is not taxable, the bonus would be.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Worse than that. The housing allowance is not taxable, the bonus would be.
Or maybe she misspelled “vagina”
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Or maybe she misspelled “vagina”
He knows. He’s just demonstrating how willing he is to debase himself.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
He knows. He’s just demonstrating how willing he is to debase himself.
A 3rd grader knows this, and so does Lutnick. He’s just demonstrating how willing he is to debase himself.
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A 3rd grader knows this, and so does Lutnick. He’s just demonstrating how willing he is to debase himself.
He does, as does any 3rd grader. He’s just demonstrating that he’ll lie about anything for Dear Leader.
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He does, as does any 3rd grader. He’s just demonstrating that he’ll lie about anything for Dear Leader.
Maybe. But I think they know what a 50% off sale means.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Maybe. But I think they know what a 50% off sale means.
This is embarrassing. A member of Congress doesn’t know that renaming the Kennedy Center requires Congressional approval?
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is embarrassing. A member of Congress doesn’t know that renaming the Kennedy Center requires Congressional approval?
I bought a $100 item on a 50% off sale. Imagine my surprise when it cost $67! Trumpflation I guess.
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I bought a $100 item on a 50% off sale. Imagine my surprise when it cost $67! Trumpflation I guess.
I bought a $100 item at 50% off. Imagine my surprise when it cost $67.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I bought a $100 item at 50% off. Imagine my surprise when it cost $67.
According to you, a $100 item on a 50% off sale costs $67.
How fucking embarrassing.
How fucking embarrassing.
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
According to you, a $100 item on a 50% off sale costs $67.
How fucking embarrassing.
How fucking embarrassing.
Just to make sure I’m doing this right. If I buy a $100 item on a 50% off sale, it costs $67? Huh
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just to make sure I’m doing this right. If I buy a $100 item on a 50% off sale, it costs $67? Huh
One of your graduates believes that a reduction from 100 to 13 represents a 600% decrease. What kind of crap are you teaching people?
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One of your graduates believes that a reduction from 100 to 13 represents a 600% decrease. What kind of crap are you teaching people?
Highly uneducated people are still familiar with things like a 50% off sale, and know what it means. I’m pretty sure even MAGAts recognize that Trump is an imbecile.
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Highly uneducated people are still familiar with things like a 50% off sale, and know what it means. I’m pretty sure even MAGAts recognize that Trump is an imbecile.
A good follow-up is “do you think if a number goes up by 100% and then down by 100% that you’re back to where you started?”
Please at least tell me that he knows better but is just too chicken shit to correct fat boy.
Please at least tell me that he knows better but is just too chicken shit to correct fat boy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A good follow-up is “do you think if a number goes up by 100% and then down by 100% that you’re back to where you started?”
Please at least tell me that he knows better but is just too chicken shit to correct fat boy.
Please at least tell me that he knows better but is just too chicken shit to correct fat boy.
Give her a 2-book deal:
$1 for the Trump book
$10M for a book with pictures of cats
The estate can sue for the dollar if they want.
Note: I am not an attorney
$1 for the Trump book
$10M for a book with pictures of cats
The estate can sue for the dollar if they want.
Note: I am not an attorney
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Give her a 2-book deal:
$1 for the Trump book
$10M for a book with pictures of cats
The estate can sue for the dollar if they want.
Note: I am not an attorney
$1 for the Trump book
$10M for a book with pictures of cats
The estate can sue for the dollar if they want.
Note: I am not an attorney
In a 2011 episode of SVU they had a plot line that was clearly based on Epstein. So everyone knew about him in 2011.
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In a 2011 episode of SVU they had a plot line that was clearly based on Epstein. So everyone knew about him in 2011.
Marla maples could put it in a book and make $10 million. Trump will be dead before a years-long court case.
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Marla maples could put it in a book and make $10 million. Trump will be dead before a years-long court case.
Speaker only
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Speaker only
Keeping a war going is how Netanyahu is remaining in government and avoiding prosecution.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Keeping a war going is how Netanyahu is remaining in government and avoiding prosecution.
Or Physical 100 (which even matches with the number of competitors)
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Or Physical 100 (which even matches with the number of competitors)