Master Zoidberg
@masterzoidberg.bsky.social
How did we get here?
You know who is creepy? @JDVance
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
You know who is creepy? @JDVance
Seriously @dominos
This is how my pizza was delivered.
This is how my pizza was delivered.
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Seriously @dominos
This is how my pizza was delivered.
This is how my pizza was delivered.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Robert @IwriteOK, the people are demanding your next big fish target is the bastard Wil Wheaton.
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Robert @IwriteOK, the people are demanding your next big fish target is the bastard Wil Wheaton.
Interesting overall look at the tornado outbreak yesterday from @umclasp
@lookner
https://tornadopaths.engin.umich.edu/
@lookner
https://tornadopaths.engin.umich.edu/
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Interesting overall look at the tornado outbreak yesterday from @umclasp
@lookner
https://tornadopaths.engin.umich.edu/
@lookner
https://tornadopaths.engin.umich.edu/
The role @IncredibleCulk was meant to play?
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The role @IncredibleCulk was meant to play?
.@nickmartin I thought you would find this interesting.
"Patriot Streetfighter” Scott McKay has been limited on Paypal for the 4th time.
"Patriot Streetfighter” Scott McKay has been limited on Paypal for the 4th time.
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
.@nickmartin I thought you would find this interesting.
"Patriot Streetfighter” Scott McKay has been limited on Paypal for the 4th time.
"Patriot Streetfighter” Scott McKay has been limited on Paypal for the 4th time.
Figured @GhostLifestyle would want to know. Ordered Milk Chocolate from @AmazonHelp and TWICE got Cinnamon Cereal Milk. Must have them labeled incorrectly. Amazon gave me refund twice but otherwise told me to just try another flavor 🤷 going to GNC instead...
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Figured @GhostLifestyle would want to know. Ordered Milk Chocolate from @AmazonHelp and TWICE got Cinnamon Cereal Milk. Must have them labeled incorrectly. Amazon gave me refund twice but otherwise told me to just try another flavor 🤷 going to GNC instead...
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
#NewProfilePic
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
#NewProfilePic
Hey @VerizonSupport internet out in Virginia Beach. Tried restarting but no luck!
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Hey @VerizonSupport internet out in Virginia Beach. Tried restarting but no luck!
Exciting! Just received my copy of After the Revolution by @IwriteOK (Robert Evans). Looking forward to reading it!
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Exciting! Just received my copy of After the Revolution by @IwriteOK (Robert Evans). Looking forward to reading it!
Appears Fios is working again for me.
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Appears Fios is working again for me.
#DailyQuordle #23
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http://quordle.com
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#DailyQuordle #23
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http://quordle.com
Wakes up...
Checks updated podcast....
Sees that @IwriteOK on @bastardspod posted Part One: The Food and Drug Administration
Oh fuck.... It begins.
Checks updated podcast....
Sees that @IwriteOK on @bastardspod posted Part One: The Food and Drug Administration
Oh fuck.... It begins.
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Wakes up...
Checks updated podcast....
Sees that @IwriteOK on @bastardspod posted Part One: The Food and Drug Administration
Oh fuck.... It begins.
Checks updated podcast....
Sees that @IwriteOK on @bastardspod posted Part One: The Food and Drug Administration
Oh fuck.... It begins.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
#NewProfilePic
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#NewProfilePic
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
While I would love for @MollyJongFast to follow me, I don't think she would do so from this obvious fake account.
But Molly feel free to do so!
But Molly feel free to do so!
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
While I would love for @MollyJongFast to follow me, I don't think she would do so from this obvious fake account.
But Molly feel free to do so!
But Molly feel free to do so!
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
#CallofDutyBlackOpsColdWarXboxSeriesXS #XboxShare