flamingos can't draw
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Emacs evangelist | RWBY enjoyer | Deathcore liker
Or put more simply, someone with exceptionally bad taste.
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Or put more simply, someone with exceptionally bad taste.
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eating granola with oat milk is like when they can the fruit in its own juices
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
eating granola with oat milk is like when they can the fruit in its own juices
New Worm Shepherd is so fricking man. So glad they're back.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
New Worm Shepherd is so fricking man. So glad they're back.
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apparently malware gangs have exploited this by offering software engineers “interviews” with a “take-home assignment” so keep that in mind the next time VS Code annoys you with the “do you trust this folder” popup
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM
apparently malware gangs have exploited this by offering software engineers “interviews” with a “take-home assignment” so keep that in mind the next time VS Code annoys you with the “do you trust this folder” popup
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so it turns out that when VS Code asks you “do you trust the authors of this folder?” what they mean is that it’ll auto-execute .vscode/tasks.json if it exists, which can include shell commands.
maybe that’s too many features. you can’t hold all these features. put a few features back
maybe that’s too many features. you can’t hold all these features. put a few features back
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 AM
so it turns out that when VS Code asks you “do you trust the authors of this folder?” what they mean is that it’ll auto-execute .vscode/tasks.json if it exists, which can include shell commands.
maybe that’s too many features. you can’t hold all these features. put a few features back
maybe that’s too many features. you can’t hold all these features. put a few features back
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They say AI isn’t profitable. That’s not true.
Twice just this past week, I’ve been contacted and paid to fix problems caused by developers who relied on AI to configure servers.
#ai
Twice just this past week, I’ve been contacted and paid to fix problems caused by developers who relied on AI to configure servers.
#ai
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 AM
They say AI isn’t profitable. That’s not true.
Twice just this past week, I’ve been contacted and paid to fix problems caused by developers who relied on AI to configure servers.
#ai
Twice just this past week, I’ve been contacted and paid to fix problems caused by developers who relied on AI to configure servers.
#ai
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"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖"
via Mike Bales
via Mike Bales
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖"
via Mike Bales
via Mike Bales
Just found this song that the band describes as "dark, aggressive descent into controlled mental oppression", but it's so hard to take seriously because the video is mostly just a woman in a sexy nurse costume caressing members of the band and posing for the camera.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Just found this song that the band describes as "dark, aggressive descent into controlled mental oppression", but it's so hard to take seriously because the video is mostly just a woman in a sexy nurse costume caressing members of the band and posing for the camera.
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![[flowchart]
What OS should you use?
do you hate yourself?
yes: windows, linux, macos
no: burn your computer](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6a6znqwbtimeanqim44nijzk/bafkreibdxo46bmbgmh7x643n73z2sxmmidahjyidpgd3wcqw3ehhetmkae@jpeg)
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Me and my beer.
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Me and my beer.
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I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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Biggest insult today: Motherfucking Github rate limited me browsing issues of a software product while being logged out. Git-we steal all your open source code to train our slop machine that management will use to make your life at work worse-hub.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Biggest insult today: Motherfucking Github rate limited me browsing issues of a software product while being logged out. Git-we steal all your open source code to train our slop machine that management will use to make your life at work worse-hub.
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I tried to read a post on hacker news just now.
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I tried to read a post on hacker news just now.
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i turned off altbot for now.
a conversation happened that i need to sit with and that i want others to read and also to consider: https://ieji.de/@anantagd/115804706509841365
a conversation happened that i need to sit with and that i want others to read and also to consider: https://ieji.de/@anantagd/115804706509841365
#BlindAltBot (@[email protected])
@[email protected] I am blind. Seeing people who think I'm not worth the effort fill my timeline with AltBot generated AI stuff that isn't even accurate in lots of cases. Human alt text is always better, because it doesn´t focus on ocular seeing. Seeing people think, and AltBot was designed around that notion, that blind people must compensate for missing "eye-seeing", but that's not the case. I am interested in the meaning of an image to you, its maker or publisher. Again, human alt text is better, also because it strengthens reciprocity between seeing and blind people. AltBot doesn't but it makes seeing people believe they have done their bit for accessibility. In actuality, the reverse is often true. !!!!!!!!!
ieji.de
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i turned off altbot for now.
a conversation happened that i need to sit with and that i want others to read and also to consider: https://ieji.de/@anantagd/115804706509841365
a conversation happened that i need to sit with and that i want others to read and also to consider: https://ieji.de/@anantagd/115804706509841365
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they are idiots...
you can copy and paste the text from some of the epstein files to unredact it...
absolute idiots...
you can copy and paste the text from some of the epstein files to unredact it...
absolute idiots...
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
they are idiots...
you can copy and paste the text from some of the epstein files to unredact it...
absolute idiots...
you can copy and paste the text from some of the epstein files to unredact it...
absolute idiots...
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“You didn't give me the cheat codes to 100% manipulate women into liking me, therefore I became a misogynist bigot who hates women and it's YOUR fault.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“You didn't give me the cheat codes to 100% manipulate women into liking me, therefore I became a misogynist bigot who hates women and it's YOUR fault.”
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"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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it's truly amazing what LLMs can achieve. we now know it's possible to produce an html5 parsing library with nothing but the full source code of an existing html5 parsing library, all the source code of all other open source libraries ever, a meticulously maintained and extremely comprehensive […]
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December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's truly amazing what LLMs can achieve. we now know it's possible to produce an html5 parsing library with nothing but the full source code of an existing html5 parsing library, all the source code of all other open source libraries ever, a meticulously maintained and extremely comprehensive […]
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Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
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![Tumblr post from aziraphale: i always use 💛 and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as [hairy heart emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6znuzickrsebytafvesqxybd/bafkreif7ezytznmvbv6aekli4uvondjkgykrfyknutiipwqjyd4n4euxxa@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I think it is telling that we are about three years into the AI craze and, still, every single time someone says to me "I asked ChatGPT ___ " or "The chatbot told me ____" I know they are about to say something completed stupid and devoid of facts. Every single time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I think it is telling that we are about three years into the AI craze and, still, every single time someone says to me "I asked ChatGPT ___ " or "The chatbot told me ____" I know they are about to say something completed stupid and devoid of facts. Every single time.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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