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Jeff
@matchatylenol.bsky.social
What if Tylenol pain relief was matcha flavored?
[21+ / Canada]
#Arknights #FFXIV
Global economy crash funnies
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
How do you help someone that's thick headed without sounding like a cunt?
March 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Twitter down some unemployed person doesn't know what to do, as we speak pray for them, chat
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
bsky wouldn't load on desktop for a few weeks now I'm finally back in... that new update came in clutch I was about to give up

I use socials on desktop to not spend too much time in here haha
March 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I wonder when we'll get more Alive Until Sunset music in AK. Disguising severing ties with Agir as a break up somg was just 😘🤌

Alive is still on my top 5
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The gym has been very good for me and my mental. I'm slowly getting stronger 💪

I genuinely don't understand how people can do an hour of treadmill, though. I was SO bored
February 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I just watched TENET, and people were right it is confusing
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Spend more time actually moving a little. Your spine "ages" with you. Working from home created a back pain epidemic.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Broke my motherboard's cpu brackets aaaaaaaaa
January 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Might have to let the miltimillion companies win this one. I'm tired of disabling all these new AI features

wtf do you mean "email Google to get enable opting out option"???
January 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The things people will do to look cunty...

It's -5° rn and I just saw a lady with a tube top mini skirt combo. I gotta respect the grind tho
January 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Forced to listen to old ladies talk loudly in a diner and I'm surprised at how smoothly they go from subject to subject. My socially inept ass could never
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We've been out of power for 3 hours and we're starting to freeze 🙃
January 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've been watching movies all night and Godzilla minus one was amazing. It's my first Godzilla movie and I get why people are obsessed
January 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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orange #Arknights
January 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Man
January 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Never really listened to non ak STARSET songs so I decided to change that and...I get it now
January 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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a simpler time
June 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Everyone dreams about losing their teeth once right? What were our progenitors doing for that to be hardwired into our subconscious? 😭
January 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I saw hoyv fans shit on fgo art wich is so weird. Art was very different 10+ years ago and some of them still hold pretty well by today's standards.

Anyways here's some of my favorite in no particular order
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've just heard a type of french I've never heard before and I couldn't understand a thing I just kept nodding 😭
January 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM