Matei
@matei.bsky.social
Me a supportive friend with ichthyophobia - "Don't worry about it man, there's plenty of rocks in the sea"
August 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me a supportive friend with ichthyophobia - "Don't worry about it man, there's plenty of rocks in the sea"
Doordash driver that only accepts orders at Hooters
July 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Doordash driver that only accepts orders at Hooters
I'm looking for the ah in my looking
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm looking for the ah in my looking
May the first be with you
May 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
May the first be with you
Life do kinda when you think about it be like a dream
April 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Life do kinda when you think about it be like a dream
✅ IT IS NOW SAFE TO USE THE SOAP AT THE CINEPLEX BATHROOM ✅
March 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
✅ IT IS NOW SAFE TO USE THE SOAP AT THE CINEPLEX BATHROOM ✅
💎 SPACIOUS 1Bedroom & 1 bath in the heart of *irrelevant neighbourhood*✨
AVAILIBLE NOW!!!
CA$2,295
AVAILIBLE NOW!!!
CA$2,295
March 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
💎 SPACIOUS 1Bedroom & 1 bath in the heart of *irrelevant neighbourhood*✨
AVAILIBLE NOW!!!
CA$2,295
AVAILIBLE NOW!!!
CA$2,295
I sincerely wish all three of them eternal suffering
March 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I sincerely wish all three of them eternal suffering
Sometimes I open this app when I remember two of silly friends sometimes post interesting commentary for everyone's pleasure to view
February 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes I open this app when I remember two of silly friends sometimes post interesting commentary for everyone's pleasure to view
I will never forget you
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I will never forget you
Me when I'm a streamer:
Chat, j'ai pété
Chat, j'ai pété
January 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Me when I'm a streamer:
Chat, j'ai pété
Chat, j'ai pété
⚠️ DO NOT USE SOAP AT THE CINEPLEX BATHROOM ⚠️
December 31, 2024 at 3:06 AM
⚠️ DO NOT USE SOAP AT THE CINEPLEX BATHROOM ⚠️
You should never kill yourself
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
You should never kill yourself
Take 1 Swig of Olive Oil At Night
This Is What Happens
This Is What Happens
November 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Take 1 Swig of Olive Oil At Night
This Is What Happens
This Is What Happens
Oh to be a Poliwag sleeping next to a pond..
November 11, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Oh to be a Poliwag sleeping next to a pond..
Can't wait for Magdalena Bay to win Best New Artist at the Grammys in 5 years
November 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Can't wait for Magdalena Bay to win Best New Artist at the Grammys in 5 years
The great people that make mobile game ads should have a blessed sunday
September 30, 2023 at 4:11 AM
The great people that make mobile game ads should have a blessed sunday
Today I was excited to try out a new brand of floss
September 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Today I was excited to try out a new brand of floss
