Nate !!
@matenain.bsky.social
25 | he/him | RI | wash your hands wear a mask!
If I were a wild animal I’d be the kind that bites people for fun
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If I were a wild animal I’d be the kind that bites people for fun
Just checked the weather…yeah, it’s scorpions out
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just checked the weather…yeah, it’s scorpions out
Mankind? Not the ones I’ve met…Is this anything?
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mankind? Not the ones I’ve met…Is this anything?
Rambunctious is maybe the hottest thing a guy can be
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rambunctious is maybe the hottest thing a guy can be
How come European license plates have no sauce?
September 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How come European license plates have no sauce?
The biggest part of my personality I think is my 730 day reading streak…if you’re attracted to that?
August 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The biggest part of my personality I think is my 730 day reading streak…if you’re attracted to that?
My thing about old men is if you give them a graphic tee they’ll just wear it around. “Sarcasm level set to 10” sure thing buddy hope you’re having a great time!
August 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My thing about old men is if you give them a graphic tee they’ll just wear it around. “Sarcasm level set to 10” sure thing buddy hope you’re having a great time!
I think morally speaking, if there ever was a person who is verifiably immortal… we need to send them into minefields and just get those sorted out
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think morally speaking, if there ever was a person who is verifiably immortal… we need to send them into minefields and just get those sorted out
The most insane way to start someone’s IMDb bio I think I’ve ever read 😭😭
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The most insane way to start someone’s IMDb bio I think I’ve ever read 😭😭
God I need the grass to touch me back…
June 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
God I need the grass to touch me back…
I’m trying to think of something worse than ice fishing… get inside and leave those fish alone
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m trying to think of something worse than ice fishing… get inside and leave those fish alone
Evil twinks should be made to only speak in rhyme
June 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Evil twinks should be made to only speak in rhyme
Hey how come all perfume tastes the same?
May 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey how come all perfume tastes the same?
It’s cool that Disney bought Star Wars and now the empire has to hold their meetings inside the Epcot ball
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s cool that Disney bought Star Wars and now the empire has to hold their meetings inside the Epcot ball
I really don’t like beer but admitting it makes me feel like Phoebe Bridgers is mad at me 😭
May 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I really don’t like beer but admitting it makes me feel like Phoebe Bridgers is mad at me 😭
You look like rat poison would work on you
May 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You look like rat poison would work on you
Hold on! Give me a moment, I’m inventing basketball cleats!
May 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hold on! Give me a moment, I’m inventing basketball cleats!
doxycycline would be a cute name for a Pokémon
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
doxycycline would be a cute name for a Pokémon
It’s really cool that cigarettes just go on the ground
April 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s really cool that cigarettes just go on the ground
Are wet floor signs like, legally binding?
April 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Are wet floor signs like, legally binding?
Gonna go hang out on private property until it’s a problem
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gonna go hang out on private property until it’s a problem
sigh of relief, huge smile on my face! ~speaks out of turn~ ✨💖🐞🌹🌻💐🐝🥰🥰
April 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sigh of relief, huge smile on my face! ~speaks out of turn~ ✨💖🐞🌹🌻💐🐝🥰🥰
Do NOT take me to the movies on a first date. How am I supposed to talk about myself?
April 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Do NOT take me to the movies on a first date. How am I supposed to talk about myself?
I think just ten more podcasts from niche internet micro celebrities could save the world!
March 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think just ten more podcasts from niche internet micro celebrities could save the world!