Matt Lawhead
@mateoelfeo.bsky.social
Californian in exile in Virginia.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
Looked up Wawa, was disappointed
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Looked up Wawa, was disappointed
Are you not familiar with FIFA?
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Are you not familiar with FIFA?
Wait are the Brits seriously making fun of Americans for being Imperialist?
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Wait are the Brits seriously making fun of Americans for being Imperialist?
This is probably the best possible day to do those things
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This is probably the best possible day to do those things
I know but the gymternet is practically nonexistent here
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I know but the gymternet is practically nonexistent here
There’s an entire series - that’s Olympic Silver Medalist Giorgia Villa
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
There’s an entire series - that’s Olympic Silver Medalist Giorgia Villa
Especially with all the pencils the CIA has got him pushing
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Especially with all the pencils the CIA has got him pushing
On his 25th year of eligibility
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
On his 25th year of eligibility
That stuff looks like it comes from Michael’s
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
That stuff looks like it comes from Michael’s
All the Mid Atlantic and you choose Maryland
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All the Mid Atlantic and you choose Maryland
These names are like
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These names are like
These names are like
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
These names are like
When did Biden become the mascot?
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When did Biden become the mascot?
If there is one person that should NOT inspire you to post this way, it’s Brock Purdy
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If there is one person that should NOT inspire you to post this way, it’s Brock Purdy
The ark is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched!
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The ark is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched!
Why don’t you ask him about Pavarotti?
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why don’t you ask him about Pavarotti?
Guy on the right looks like he didn’t agree to this
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Guy on the right looks like he didn’t agree to this