Matt R
@mateomontana.bsky.social
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software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker. 🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
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Where's #locs sky at #blacksky #addtoblacksky
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Water your favorite flowers.
mateomontana.bsky.social
“Stimulate me mentally”

- the most vapid uninteresting person you’ll ever meet
mateomontana.bsky.social
Nah Gen V is really good as fuck.

The entire point of the Boys tv show was to get us Gen V
mateomontana.bsky.social
Her face is insane
blueve.bsky.social
pretty privilege personified, anok yai
mateomontana.bsky.social
Dressed like that church choir director who will try to steal your girlfriend OR your boyfriend depending his mood
chaclo.blacksky.app
Boy think he the Pink Panther 🤣
Patrick Mahomes dressed in Pepto Bismol pink prom attire
mateomontana.bsky.social
Big tough 🧊 dudes in masks with guns running up 10 at a time grabbing ladies who clean hotel rooms for an honest living or a dude running a food cart cause their paperwork is still pending. Fucking dorks man
mateomontana.bsky.social
I’m in London for the Browns game with my niece isn’t life amazing
mateomontana.bsky.social
Life was so amazing when What a Time to be Alive dropped.
mateomontana.bsky.social
Me: “Hi”

London women: “wha pah uh America are you from?!!”

Like damn do i smell American wtf
mateomontana.bsky.social
And outside level. Don’t be somebody who likes to chill in the crib all the time trying date somebody who likes going out doing stuff
thestatement.bsky.social
I'm a strong believer in dating to your similar intelligence and humor level
mateomontana.bsky.social
I thought brixton was the black area of London all I see is the telltale signs of gentrification.

Hot yoga studios, Asian women walking their dogs, fake international restaurants lol
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I know people are focusing in on the cases being in unvaccinated people.

The lack of herd immunity makes those too young to be vaccinated, those who cannot be vaccinated, and the vaccinated vulnerable to infection
mateomontana.bsky.social
Sometimes it works perfectly, I’ve also gotten slapped doing this 😂😂😂
mateomontana.bsky.social
A high risk and high reward behavior is grabbing a woman’s neck and kissing her mid argument but only trial and error can teach you proper timing and what kind of arguments it will work on
mateomontana.bsky.social
Why do we have to feel pain? Why couldn’t our brains evolve some other way to notify us of injury or maladies
mateomontana.bsky.social
Reminds me of this perfectly stated rant
mateomontana.bsky.social
I don’t know how we make it out of this without being a permanently scarred society
almasuono.bsky.social
United States gotta walk down 3 more years of this shit G
mateomontana.bsky.social
Agreed. Not everything needs to be “smart”.

Fuck you need a WiFi connected fridge or dryer for?
sajid93.bsky.social
It really might be time to get back to ourselves doing things by hand and to leave technology behind as much as we can outside of what is necessary for survival cuz all this shit is being used against us and killing the planet
mateomontana.bsky.social
Now when was this party? Lol
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My hand be in the cookie jar
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A whole ass Browns bar in London is crazy to me