Mateus Allen
mateusallen88.bsky.social
Mateus Allen
@mateusallen88.bsky.social
37. Typical 🏳️‍🌈 millennial peaking in his 30s.
IG: @Mattderidiot
Unpopular opinion (maybe):

People who make IVR or call prompts should have their 911 calls routed through their creations.
January 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
How old will you be this early? Reskeet with a pic.

I’ll be 36 in November. I’m old man. 👴🏻
January 7, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Dude. I wish I could hit notes like Mariah Carey. I’d leave so many voicemails
January 7, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Had a blast at BarArgon last night in CLT with amazing friends!
January 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Hot take:

Manbuns are the millennial mullet.

Prove me wrong.
December 12, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Not quite as sexy but I’ve starting commuting to work by bike for my shred phase. I’ve been doing strength training for about 4-5 months and got burned out. Now I wanna burn fat.

So tldr. Oct ‘21 I was diagnosed as diabetic w/ 9.7 A1C at 345lbs (156.5kg). I am now 6.2 A1C at 268.5lbs (121.8kg). 😁
November 30, 2023 at 1:03 AM
A picture in your phone with your energy. No selfies. Sorry I couldn’t choose just one. 🥺
November 18, 2023 at 8:38 AM