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Mat
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My mom thinks I’m cool
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Joke’s on you; I have a decoy grave so all that dancing was for nothing and you look ridiculous
“occupy”
#haikufeels
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
“feel”
#haikufeels
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
“cancel”
#haikufeels
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“obsess”
#haikufeels
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“stretch”
#haikufeels
Running out the clock
just to make it through the end;
in office, pointless.
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“enough”
#haikufeels
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“quiz”
#haikufeels
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“under”
#haikufeels
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“mull”
#haikufeels
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“joker”
#haikufeels
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“smirk”
#haikufeels
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“presume”
#haikufeels
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“reflect”
#haikufeels
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“thorn”
#haikufeels
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“solve”
#haikufeels
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I was hardened by the world but then someone put me in the microwave with a wet paper towel so I’m good now
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“omen”
#haikufeels
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“prefer”
#haikufeels
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“hush”
#haikufeels
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“stagger”
#haikufeels
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“unravel”
#haikufeels
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“fade”
#haikufeels
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“invest”
#haikufeels
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“repair”
#haikufeels
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“mind”
#haikufeels
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM