feldman(n)
matfeld.bsky.social
feldman(n)
@matfeld.bsky.social
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Look, Laird wouldn't mind cracking a few eggs to get free. But he's only leaving with Wumberly. It's a survivors bond. Besides, the baron will look like a pathetic fool if he fails to kill his stepson. And maybe Wumberly is fireproof, he already survived it once!
"I'll help ya Hannibal!"
February 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the new dungeon mates, this is Laird! thanks @roqueromero.bsky.social !
#VALLEY100
February 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Laird is afraid that running in a straight line isn't an option this time. I mean, he can make it, but Wumberly? Fire is okay, but spears? With his brittle bones?
"lad, when the water make those ball floats, jump on my back and we will float to the other side, my farts shall carry us"
#VALLEY100
February 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Laird laughs and hugs Wumberly, spinning him around in complete disbelief that both are still alive
"lets get outta here lad"
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think he will appreciate the company of a fine flatulist like Laird
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Oh crap"
Laird goes with the only course of action a man like him can think under pressure:
He runs to the exit, pushing poor Wumberly as a human shield through the flames. His only concern that by making Wumberly a human fireball, he's probably doing the baron a favor.

#VALLEY100
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM