the market has an inefficiency that demands “Johnson Wagner, but football” and if you don’t fill it, they’re just going to make Payton and Eli’s respective basement broadcast lairs even bigger
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
the market has an inefficiency that demands “Johnson Wagner, but football” and if you don’t fill it, they’re just going to make Payton and Eli’s respective basement broadcast lairs even bigger
it’s not necessarily worse on merits, but on a volume basis Le Batard’s inability to stop calling it “Rally” is pretty egregious
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
it’s not necessarily worse on merits, but on a volume basis Le Batard’s inability to stop calling it “Rally” is pretty egregious
Mario didn’t go for 2?????? surely that won’t factor into the outcome
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Mario didn’t go for 2?????? surely that won’t factor into the outcome
hard to conclude there’s any clocks spinning in his prefrontal cortex, but I think his pitch is a symphonic and compulsory version of Operation Paperclip?
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
hard to conclude there’s any clocks spinning in his prefrontal cortex, but I think his pitch is a symphonic and compulsory version of Operation Paperclip?
this is a really good (if mildly credulous) profile. it is interesting to juxtapose this against the evolution of Driscoll and many of the A29 people over the last, say, 15 years.
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
this is a really good (if mildly credulous) profile. it is interesting to juxtapose this against the evolution of Driscoll and many of the A29 people over the last, say, 15 years.
Biryani Maxx is ~okay~ now but nothing like what was hitting in 2019. also La Bonita can get you some pretty good tamales but Raleigh needs a good Guatemalan pache spot
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Biryani Maxx is ~okay~ now but nothing like what was hitting in 2019. also La Bonita can get you some pretty good tamales but Raleigh needs a good Guatemalan pache spot
the best spot was 50 yards to the east, RIP Biryani XPRX
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
the best spot was 50 yards to the east, RIP Biryani XPRX
it’s like a pitched down noise lizards make when you jump on them in Donkey Kong Country, almost a GONK rather than a DOINK
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s like a pitched down noise lizards make when you jump on them in Donkey Kong Country, almost a GONK rather than a DOINK
in the family of pronunciations my grandma had for “Hawaii” and “Missouri”
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
in the family of pronunciations my grandma had for “Hawaii” and “Missouri”
I agree they've done everyone a great service here, but at what cost?
"actually Miami fans have had a good point all along" is a biological superweapon that has been knowingly spread across an entire country and frankly I think it's selfish of ND to have amplified it.
"actually Miami fans have had a good point all along" is a biological superweapon that has been knowingly spread across an entire country and frankly I think it's selfish of ND to have amplified it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I agree they've done everyone a great service here, but at what cost?
"actually Miami fans have had a good point all along" is a biological superweapon that has been knowingly spread across an entire country and frankly I think it's selfish of ND to have amplified it.
"actually Miami fans have had a good point all along" is a biological superweapon that has been knowingly spread across an entire country and frankly I think it's selfish of ND to have amplified it.
I think he just… cut a reverse promo on God?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I think he just… cut a reverse promo on God?
optometrists are at least close to actual medical practitioners insofar that they can legally prescribe meds to treat illnesses related to their discipline. unlike chiropractors, who are more expensive and less effective massage therapists
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
optometrists are at least close to actual medical practitioners insofar that they can legally prescribe meds to treat illnesses related to their discipline. unlike chiropractors, who are more expensive and less effective massage therapists
more than you could possibly imagine. which makes me the same quality of medical practitioner as a chiropractor
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
more than you could possibly imagine. which makes me the same quality of medical practitioner as a chiropractor
for posterity, what a delight. I get to stand up beside a chiropractor in the “flight attendant asks if anyone is a doctor” cliche situation; I know about pine tree sex and they know about special ways to pretend to pop someone’s back for $150
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
for posterity, what a delight. I get to stand up beside a chiropractor in the “flight attendant asks if anyone is a doctor” cliche situation; I know about pine tree sex and they know about special ways to pretend to pop someone’s back for $150
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
not even as good as Florida State University, who went 2-10 last year and will not have won a road game in more than 1,000 days the next time they win one. equally good (bad) football programs with equal dignity (none)
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
not even as good as Florida State University, who went 2-10 last year and will not have won a road game in more than 1,000 days the next time they win one. equally good (bad) football programs with equal dignity (none)
Jerry Reed really had some stuff figured out
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jerry Reed really had some stuff figured out
like, I have forestry degrees from NC State and Florida. I’ve long sought to find a way to compare and contrast the student demographics effectively. I now realize I can do it in one sentence.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
like, I have forestry degrees from NC State and Florida. I’ve long sought to find a way to compare and contrast the student demographics effectively. I now realize I can do it in one sentence.
knowing the Copperhead Road line dance is extremely NC/SC/GA/TN coded, lower coastal plain regions of applicable states excluded. genuinely surprising you had never encountered it though.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
knowing the Copperhead Road line dance is extremely NC/SC/GA/TN coded, lower coastal plain regions of applicable states excluded. genuinely surprising you had never encountered it though.