@matheffect.bsky.social
LGBTQ+ safe
He/him
Pro science/Ukraine/vaccines/choice/nuclear power
Hamas != Gaza
Bibi != Israel
No magats
He/him
Pro science/Ukraine/vaccines/choice/nuclear power
Hamas != Gaza
Bibi != Israel
No magats
He was *dumb.*
Mom: "pick up matheffects prescription, make sure it's not sulfa cuz allergies."
Dad: picks up Rx, has sulfa, goes home.
Hours later Mom comes home: "did you give matheffect his meds?"
Dad: "I couldn't figure out how much to give."
Mom: "pick up matheffects prescription, make sure it's not sulfa cuz allergies."
Dad: picks up Rx, has sulfa, goes home.
Hours later Mom comes home: "did you give matheffect his meds?"
Dad: "I couldn't figure out how much to give."
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
He was *dumb.*
Mom: "pick up matheffects prescription, make sure it's not sulfa cuz allergies."
Dad: picks up Rx, has sulfa, goes home.
Hours later Mom comes home: "did you give matheffect his meds?"
Dad: "I couldn't figure out how much to give."
Mom: "pick up matheffects prescription, make sure it's not sulfa cuz allergies."
Dad: picks up Rx, has sulfa, goes home.
Hours later Mom comes home: "did you give matheffect his meds?"
Dad: "I couldn't figure out how much to give."
A Russian who thinks "Russia for Russians" is fighting for Ukraine?
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
A Russian who thinks "Russia for Russians" is fighting for Ukraine?
Lethal Weapon 1.
Roger was "too old for this shit" and the "old man about to retire" at 42.
Oddly for Hollywood, Glover himself was about the same age.
Roger was "too old for this shit" and the "old man about to retire" at 42.
Oddly for Hollywood, Glover himself was about the same age.
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Lethal Weapon 1.
Roger was "too old for this shit" and the "old man about to retire" at 42.
Oddly for Hollywood, Glover himself was about the same age.
Roger was "too old for this shit" and the "old man about to retire" at 42.
Oddly for Hollywood, Glover himself was about the same age.
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January 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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What the fuck was that about? The US plans to follow a UN resolution from 1994 to kill the 2025 population? Can someone translate psychopath to english for me me please?
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 AM
What the fuck was that about? The US plans to follow a UN resolution from 1994 to kill the 2025 population? Can someone translate psychopath to english for me me please?
No Bueno.
Sorry
Sorry
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
No Bueno.
Sorry
Sorry
Maybe a cable or connector came loose?
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Maybe a cable or connector came loose?
I don't remember what kind of security devices were on those doors, 1st grade and kindergarten could go straight from classrooms to playground. Just a crash bar to exit.
But coming in? No idea.
It was probably really scary for the teachers who noticed and didn't recognize him.
But coming in? No idea.
It was probably really scary for the teachers who noticed and didn't recognize him.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I don't remember what kind of security devices were on those doors, 1st grade and kindergarten could go straight from classrooms to playground. Just a crash bar to exit.
But coming in? No idea.
It was probably really scary for the teachers who noticed and didn't recognize him.
But coming in? No idea.
It was probably really scary for the teachers who noticed and didn't recognize him.
Teacher reamed him out and office called my mom who had custody.
I don't know if cops were on the way, but mom told them he was *supposed* to be there to get her.
I don't know if cops were on the way, but mom told them he was *supposed* to be there to get her.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Teacher reamed him out and office called my mom who had custody.
I don't know if cops were on the way, but mom told them he was *supposed* to be there to get her.
I don't know if cops were on the way, but mom told them he was *supposed* to be there to get her.
40+ years ago my dad showed up to pick up my sister from 1st grade, shortly after the divorce.
Rather than go to the office, dumbass walked along the building peering into the classrooms to find hers.
Rather than go to the office, dumbass walked along the building peering into the classrooms to find hers.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
40+ years ago my dad showed up to pick up my sister from 1st grade, shortly after the divorce.
Rather than go to the office, dumbass walked along the building peering into the classrooms to find hers.
Rather than go to the office, dumbass walked along the building peering into the classrooms to find hers.
Octopus, the original trad-wife.
Lays her eggs then does nothing but tend to them until she dies of starvation.
Lays her eggs then does nothing but tend to them until she dies of starvation.
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Octopus, the original trad-wife.
Lays her eggs then does nothing but tend to them until she dies of starvation.
Lays her eggs then does nothing but tend to them until she dies of starvation.
Aha!
I'm embarrassed I didn't notice at first.
Thank you
I'm embarrassed I didn't notice at first.
Thank you
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aha!
I'm embarrassed I didn't notice at first.
Thank you
I'm embarrassed I didn't notice at first.
Thank you
I'm sorry, what's the difference between the two pictures?
They look the same to me.
They look the same to me.
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm sorry, what's the difference between the two pictures?
They look the same to me.
They look the same to me.
What kind of problem patterns would you be looking for?
(Not a writer. Just curious)
(Not a writer. Just curious)
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What kind of problem patterns would you be looking for?
(Not a writer. Just curious)
(Not a writer. Just curious)
That's not Kiyoshi!
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That's not Kiyoshi!
Hmm, post not found.
Did it get deleted or was I blocked?
Did it get deleted or was I blocked?
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hmm, post not found.
Did it get deleted or was I blocked?
Did it get deleted or was I blocked?
I'm remembering the Boston Massacre all of a sudden.
It's only a matter of time until the fascists snap.
It's only a matter of time until the fascists snap.
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm remembering the Boston Massacre all of a sudden.
It's only a matter of time until the fascists snap.
It's only a matter of time until the fascists snap.
2009 would be several years before the sequel trilogy came out. Before even the Disney purchase.
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2009 would be several years before the sequel trilogy came out. Before even the Disney purchase.
Carrie was in 2016, so it's gotta be someone else.
Who was in 2009?
Who was in 2009?
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Carrie was in 2016, so it's gotta be someone else.
Who was in 2009?
Who was in 2009?
Nice choice.
Loved seeing that one.
Loved seeing that one.
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nice choice.
Loved seeing that one.
Loved seeing that one.
What is it, Hanlon's razor, where you assume stupidity and incompetence instead of deliberate/willful acts?
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What is it, Hanlon's razor, where you assume stupidity and incompetence instead of deliberate/willful acts?
Was that the "small minded bastard" quote?
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was that the "small minded bastard" quote?
If it has its legs curled up it's actually a trap. The cyber truck is an ambush predator.
The goal is to get people inside then burst into flames.
The goal is to get people inside then burst into flames.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If it has its legs curled up it's actually a trap. The cyber truck is an ambush predator.
The goal is to get people inside then burst into flames.
The goal is to get people inside then burst into flames.