Mathew Helman
@mathelman.bsky.social
Dad, #mapoli communications pro, Senate/House race junkie, Springsteen disciple, Celtics fan, stand-up comedy enthusiast. He/him. Skeeto ergo sum.
One year ago today, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social tweeted that he sees himself as Donald Trump's wife. So there's that.
#JDVance #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2025 #ThanksgivingDay #ThanksgivingVibes #TurkeyDay #Christmas #Christmas2025
#JDVance #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2025 #ThanksgivingDay #ThanksgivingVibes #TurkeyDay #Christmas #Christmas2025
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One year ago today, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social tweeted that he sees himself as Donald Trump's wife. So there's that.
#JDVance #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2025 #ThanksgivingDay #ThanksgivingVibes #TurkeyDay #Christmas #Christmas2025
#JDVance #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2025 #ThanksgivingDay #ThanksgivingVibes #TurkeyDay #Christmas #Christmas2025
The "Civility" Party
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The "Civility" Party
the way Trump is fading and eroding before our eyes here, I'm expecting this guy to pop out and tell us "he chose... poorly"
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
the way Trump is fading and eroding before our eyes here, I'm expecting this guy to pop out and tell us "he chose... poorly"
🚨🚨🚨 via @jrrosswrites.bsky.social :
"BREAKING: Wisconsin's Supreme Court has appointed separate three-judge panels to hear two lawsuits seeking new congressional boundaries in time for the 2026 election."
#wipolitics #redistricting
"BREAKING: Wisconsin's Supreme Court has appointed separate three-judge panels to hear two lawsuits seeking new congressional boundaries in time for the 2026 election."
#wipolitics #redistricting
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🚨🚨🚨 via @jrrosswrites.bsky.social :
"BREAKING: Wisconsin's Supreme Court has appointed separate three-judge panels to hear two lawsuits seeking new congressional boundaries in time for the 2026 election."
#wipolitics #redistricting
"BREAKING: Wisconsin's Supreme Court has appointed separate three-judge panels to hear two lawsuits seeking new congressional boundaries in time for the 2026 election."
#wipolitics #redistricting
at @politicalwire.com : "Republicans Now Think Early Redistricting Will Backfire"
(via @abbyliv.bsky.social of @puck.news at puck.news/newsletter_c... )
"...immediately after the lower court ruling, I received an expletive-laced call from a Texas G.O.P. consultant..."
👀 #redistricting
(via @abbyliv.bsky.social of @puck.news at puck.news/newsletter_c... )
"...immediately after the lower court ruling, I received an expletive-laced call from a Texas G.O.P. consultant..."
👀 #redistricting
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
at @politicalwire.com : "Republicans Now Think Early Redistricting Will Backfire"
(via @abbyliv.bsky.social of @puck.news at puck.news/newsletter_c... )
"...immediately after the lower court ruling, I received an expletive-laced call from a Texas G.O.P. consultant..."
👀 #redistricting
(via @abbyliv.bsky.social of @puck.news at puck.news/newsletter_c... )
"...immediately after the lower court ruling, I received an expletive-laced call from a Texas G.O.P. consultant..."
👀 #redistricting
The latest giant, easily disprovable lie, courtesy of @ddale8.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The latest giant, easily disprovable lie, courtesy of @ddale8.bsky.social
Kevin McCarthy, an expert on bailing on Congress, expects even more House Republican retirements to come.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kevin McCarthy, an expert on bailing on Congress, expects even more House Republican retirements to come.
🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 My top 5 @bobsburgersfox.bsky.social #Thanksgiving episodes:
5] Now We're Not Cooking with Gas, S10
4] Gayle Makin' Bob Sled, S6
3] Thanks-hoarding, S8
2] Turkey in a Can, S4
1] Dawn of the Peck, S5
#BobsBurgers @lorenbouchard.bsky.social @wendymolyneux.bsky.social #Thanksgiving2025
5] Now We're Not Cooking with Gas, S10
4] Gayle Makin' Bob Sled, S6
3] Thanks-hoarding, S8
2] Turkey in a Can, S4
1] Dawn of the Peck, S5
#BobsBurgers @lorenbouchard.bsky.social @wendymolyneux.bsky.social #Thanksgiving2025
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 My top 5 @bobsburgersfox.bsky.social #Thanksgiving episodes:
5] Now We're Not Cooking with Gas, S10
4] Gayle Makin' Bob Sled, S6
3] Thanks-hoarding, S8
2] Turkey in a Can, S4
1] Dawn of the Peck, S5
#BobsBurgers @lorenbouchard.bsky.social @wendymolyneux.bsky.social #Thanksgiving2025
5] Now We're Not Cooking with Gas, S10
4] Gayle Makin' Bob Sled, S6
3] Thanks-hoarding, S8
2] Turkey in a Can, S4
1] Dawn of the Peck, S5
#BobsBurgers @lorenbouchard.bsky.social @wendymolyneux.bsky.social #Thanksgiving2025
The announcement of @dougjones.bsky.social for #ALGov is a fine time to remind everyone that white nationalist Tommy Tuberville is America's dumbest U.S. Senator.
Zero exaggeration.
#Alabama #alsen #alpolitics
Zero exaggeration.
#Alabama #alsen #alpolitics
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The announcement of @dougjones.bsky.social for #ALGov is a fine time to remind everyone that white nationalist Tommy Tuberville is America's dumbest U.S. Senator.
Zero exaggeration.
#Alabama #alsen #alpolitics
Zero exaggeration.
#Alabama #alsen #alpolitics
. @dougjones.bsky.social took on the Klan then; and, when he faces America's dumbest U.S. Senator, Tommy Tuberville, for #ALGov , it won't be that much different.
www.al.com/politics/202...
#alpolitics #Alabama @hcrichardson.bsky.social
www.al.com/politics/202...
#alpolitics #Alabama @hcrichardson.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
. @dougjones.bsky.social took on the Klan then; and, when he faces America's dumbest U.S. Senator, Tommy Tuberville, for #ALGov , it won't be that much different.
www.al.com/politics/202...
#alpolitics #Alabama @hcrichardson.bsky.social
www.al.com/politics/202...
#alpolitics #Alabama @hcrichardson.bsky.social
From Jake Sherman of @punchbowlnews.bsky.social -- could we see a wave of House GOP retirement announcements (and even, possibly, resignations before the end of the term) in the coming weeks? Maybe? Probably? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
From Jake Sherman of @punchbowlnews.bsky.social -- could we see a wave of House GOP retirement announcements (and even, possibly, resignations before the end of the term) in the coming weeks? Maybe? Probably? 🤔
i love that for them 🫶
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i love that for them 🫶
In preparation for all of the contested NYC Congressional primaries, folks should (re-)watch the 1979 New York gang movie The Warriors.
I will force analogies and allegories as much as humanly possible.
bsky.app/profile/jona...
I will force analogies and allegories as much as humanly possible.
bsky.app/profile/jona...
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
In preparation for all of the contested NYC Congressional primaries, folks should (re-)watch the 1979 New York gang movie The Warriors.
I will force analogies and allegories as much as humanly possible.
bsky.app/profile/jona...
I will force analogies and allegories as much as humanly possible.
bsky.app/profile/jona...
Venn diagram forming on men's over-inflated sense of our own capabilities.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Venn diagram forming on men's over-inflated sense of our own capabilities.
a contemporary artist's rendering of the assassination
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
a contemporary artist's rendering of the assassination
I can't read "Baker alum" without recalling Recent Republican @repauchincloss.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2020/06/10/m...
#MA04 #mapoli #magov
www.bostonglobe.com/2020/06/10/m...
#MA04 #mapoli #magov
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can't read "Baker alum" without recalling Recent Republican @repauchincloss.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2020/06/10/m...
#MA04 #mapoli #magov
www.bostonglobe.com/2020/06/10/m...
#MA04 #mapoli #magov
For anyone curious about Marjorie Taylor Greene's timing.
#MTG #MarjorieTaylorGreene #gapol @bluestein.bsky.social @tiamitchell.com
#MTG #MarjorieTaylorGreene #gapol @bluestein.bsky.social @tiamitchell.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
For anyone curious about Marjorie Taylor Greene's timing.
#MTG #MarjorieTaylorGreene #gapol @bluestein.bsky.social @tiamitchell.com
#MTG #MarjorieTaylorGreene #gapol @bluestein.bsky.social @tiamitchell.com
Upon seeing what a shine Trump has taken to Mamdani (remember: Trump likes winners, showmen, and people who can command attention), I find myself thinking a lot about this @chrislhayes.bsky.social tweet from 2017.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Upon seeing what a shine Trump has taken to Mamdani (remember: Trump likes winners, showmen, and people who can command attention), I find myself thinking a lot about this @chrislhayes.bsky.social tweet from 2017.
Excellent observation from @cbsnews.com News Political Correspondent Caitlin Huey-Burns:
"Trump basically dismantling GOP’s effort to make Mamdani the boogeyman for the midterms."
#ZohranMamdani #Zohran #Mamdani
"Trump basically dismantling GOP’s effort to make Mamdani the boogeyman for the midterms."
#ZohranMamdani #Zohran #Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Excellent observation from @cbsnews.com News Political Correspondent Caitlin Huey-Burns:
"Trump basically dismantling GOP’s effort to make Mamdani the boogeyman for the midterms."
#ZohranMamdani #Zohran #Mamdani
"Trump basically dismantling GOP’s effort to make Mamdani the boogeyman for the midterms."
#ZohranMamdani #Zohran #Mamdani
@marisakabas.bsky.social , I don't have a suggestion on the design of the #TomHoman t-shirt, but I do think they should be distributed and delivered in CAVA bags 😁 bsky.app/profile/mari...
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@marisakabas.bsky.social , I don't have a suggestion on the design of the #TomHoman t-shirt, but I do think they should be distributed and delivered in CAVA bags 😁 bsky.app/profile/mari...
@ndrew.bsky.social @eschatonblog.com
you just need to return your AI to the AI store and the economy will be fine
you just need to return your AI to the AI store and the economy will be fine
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@ndrew.bsky.social @eschatonblog.com
you just need to return your AI to the AI store and the economy will be fine
you just need to return your AI to the AI store and the economy will be fine
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As per usual, MAGA's most potent and unshakeable addiction is to the drug of cognitive dissonance.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/november-1...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/november-1...
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
As per usual, MAGA's most potent and unshakeable addiction is to the drug of cognitive dissonance.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/november-1...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/november-1...
The Department of Homeland Security's "DHS does not pepper spray children" post raises lots of questions already ✌️answered✌️ by its post.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Department of Homeland Security's "DHS does not pepper spray children" post raises lots of questions already ✌️answered✌️ by its post.
If you do a search on this app for the phrase "Maxwell’s bitch," you will find some news regarding Ghislaine Maxwell. Give it a look.
#JeffreyEpstein #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinCoverUpShutdown
#JeffreyEpstein #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinCoverUpShutdown
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you do a search on this app for the phrase "Maxwell’s bitch," you will find some news regarding Ghislaine Maxwell. Give it a look.
#JeffreyEpstein #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinCoverUpShutdown
#JeffreyEpstein #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinCoverUpShutdown