Penzeys.com I buy all my pie spices there, and poultry seasoning too!

I have been waiting my whole life for hwood to figure out nobody gave one shit about Ralph Fines in the English Patient

As my uncle says: "if sailboats were a dime, I could stand on the dock and say Oh boy, that's cheap! "

It never ends

London was an open sewer with gas lighting

Tom Cotton has ads lecture us on how we should be phoning him to congratulate him on what a great job he's doing, and I thought my mom would have a stroke right on the couch

The sheriff came to my mom's house to inform people that they would be taking the shot, or else.

God bless Gloria Allred for being a pit bull