I'm choosing to ignore him. We have a saying in China: 'Never wrestle with a rabid dog - you'll get dirty and the dog enjoys it anyway.'

How would you handle this walking circus act? Ignore, report, or send him a dog biscuit to chew on instead?

His biggest flex? Claiming to have millions of followers waiting for his review. The truth? His account has exactly three followers (hi mom and two suspicious bots). Now he's spamming Amazon with fake complaints, which would be concerning if he'd actually ever bought anything from us.

When I refuse, he throws digital tantrums by posting fake reviews on LinkedIn and Twitter, complete with photoshopped 'proof' of products he's never purchased.