Wolfe Lane Mat
@matisthemenace.bsky.social
26, He/They. BA in Film, PhD in Himbo. Insatiable.
Only via your guiding hand (and firm grip) 😘
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Only via your guiding hand (and firm grip) 😘
Petition to rechristen Thanksgiving as Thanksgooning 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Petition to rechristen Thanksgiving as Thanksgooning 🦃
It imbues pleasure with purpose and at its best it feels like your channeling a sense of the divine - just focus on expressing your hornyness rather than it being “good” and the rest will follow 😈
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It imbues pleasure with purpose and at its best it feels like your channeling a sense of the divine - just focus on expressing your hornyness rather than it being “good” and the rest will follow 😈
This sounds outrageous but if you’re in the mood, write poetry while watching porn/masturbating (ie Haikus are kinda the perfect form. Brevity and depravity at the same time!)
It’s kinda the anti-gooning; you enter a similiar flow state but you feel focused, debaucherous and really fucking hot
It’s kinda the anti-gooning; you enter a similiar flow state but you feel focused, debaucherous and really fucking hot
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This sounds outrageous but if you’re in the mood, write poetry while watching porn/masturbating (ie Haikus are kinda the perfect form. Brevity and depravity at the same time!)
It’s kinda the anti-gooning; you enter a similiar flow state but you feel focused, debaucherous and really fucking hot
It’s kinda the anti-gooning; you enter a similiar flow state but you feel focused, debaucherous and really fucking hot
😵🥰 Thank you so indescribably much, my divine. If you need me, I’ll be cleaning up the mess that public praise by you makes me… leak….
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
😵🥰 Thank you so indescribably much, my divine. If you need me, I’ll be cleaning up the mess that public praise by you makes me… leak….
check your DMs in a bit
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
check your DMs in a bit
yes Goddess - brb will try and report back
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
yes Goddess - brb will try and report back
Like a siren… compelling us to you and pulling us further, deeper, into the darkest depths of your inky, black void…
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Like a siren… compelling us to you and pulling us further, deeper, into the darkest depths of your inky, black void…
Sexualise… the… thought… of… fucking…the…shame…
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October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sexualise… the… thought… of… fucking…the…shame…
A testament to you, your perfection and your power x
And of course - How else would it be cleaned? 👅
And of course - How else would it be cleaned? 👅
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A testament to you, your perfection and your power x
And of course - How else would it be cleaned? 👅
And of course - How else would it be cleaned? 👅