Matneto 🧲⚡️
@matneto.scares.men
Matt ⚡︎ 33 ⚡︎ He/Him ⚡︎ Bi ⚡︎ Gaming ⚡︎ DnD ⚡︎ Sci-Fi ⚡︎ Fantasy ⚡︎ Writing ⚡︎ Poetry ⚡︎ Goofy
Cyberpunk Haiku: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:srenb3a3u6ifiks2wdsj4onl/feed/aaaefvpxuzqrm
Profile Poetry by @ugh-imhere.bsky.social: https://shorturl.at/zjG4g
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Profile Poetry by @ugh-imhere.bsky.social: https://shorturl.at/zjG4g
Gonna hit patients today with, “Hm, boo-boos eh?”
August 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Gonna hit patients today with, “Hm, boo-boos eh?”
Good morning mutants!! Today, embrace your weirdness. Hoist your freak flag proudly into the air. I prefer the real you ♥️💜♥️💜
August 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Good morning mutants!! Today, embrace your weirdness. Hoist your freak flag proudly into the air. I prefer the real you ♥️💜♥️💜
“Buckle up, cuz we’re heading to Flavortown. This is Lunchboxes, Luncheons, and Lunch”
August 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Buckle up, cuz we’re heading to Flavortown. This is Lunchboxes, Luncheons, and Lunch”
“Even cowgirls get the Blues”
August 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Even cowgirls get the Blues”
“So, the moot I chose to couple up with is…”
August 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“So, the moot I chose to couple up with is…”
“Ah, greetings. I am known as the Cozy Couch Cat. You have summoned me from deep within its infinite cushions. Pray, ask your question, and I shall provide sage advice” ✨
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Ah, greetings. I am known as the Cozy Couch Cat. You have summoned me from deep within its infinite cushions. Pray, ask your question, and I shall provide sage advice” ✨
My guy just ripped a most heinous fart
August 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My guy just ripped a most heinous fart
Miss Kitty could get it 🥵
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Miss Kitty could get it 🥵
“C’mon honey! La Quinta had a good price! This anniversary is gonna be—“
The wall reads:
The wall reads:
August 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“C’mon honey! La Quinta had a good price! This anniversary is gonna be—“
The wall reads:
The wall reads:
“Now, I know what you’re thinking
[John, how can this possibly be ethical]
And I’m here to tell you would be Handlers tonight…it’s not 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳
Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit I’d just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.”
[John, how can this possibly be ethical]
And I’m here to tell you would be Handlers tonight…it’s not 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳
Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit I’d just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.”
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Now, I know what you’re thinking
[John, how can this possibly be ethical]
And I’m here to tell you would be Handlers tonight…it’s not 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳
Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit I’d just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.”
[John, how can this possibly be ethical]
And I’m here to tell you would be Handlers tonight…it’s not 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳
Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit I’d just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.”
I mean, he’s perf :3
August 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I mean, he’s perf :3
Our frolic game goes crazyyyy 🌼
August 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Our frolic game goes crazyyyy 🌼
Coziest spot in the house
August 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Coziest spot in the house
Annoyed he has to pay the picture tax if he wants to nap in dad’s lap 🤭
August 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Annoyed he has to pay the picture tax if he wants to nap in dad’s lap 🤭
Lyra n Dain 💕
The DnD characters my partner and I were playing when we got together @magspaggs.bsky.social
The DnD characters my partner and I were playing when we got together @magspaggs.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lyra n Dain 💕
The DnD characters my partner and I were playing when we got together @magspaggs.bsky.social
The DnD characters my partner and I were playing when we got together @magspaggs.bsky.social
“E-Eep. T-This isn’t you. EEP!!”
August 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“E-Eep. T-This isn’t you. EEP!!”
Dead Space TimeSplitters
August 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Dead Space TimeSplitters
Happy Saturday mutants!! ♥️💜♥️💜
August 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy Saturday mutants!! ♥️💜♥️💜