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After internet knowing you for a decade I was surprised to find out you have a southern accent
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
After internet knowing you for a decade I was surprised to find out you have a southern accent
A good way to make money with a giant international movie and tv studio is narrowly to target your product to a narrow subset of one country
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A good way to make money with a giant international movie and tv studio is narrowly to target your product to a narrow subset of one country
Love to go to moms and talk about classes full of nice rambunctious boys
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Love to go to moms and talk about classes full of nice rambunctious boys
This doesn’t even make sense lol like what was the actual sentence where she replaced some words with (female names) and are these kids their moms or just some randomly determined moms she found lying around
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This doesn’t even make sense lol like what was the actual sentence where she replaced some words with (female names) and are these kids their moms or just some randomly determined moms she found lying around
Ai knows as much as a real fuckin misinformed dumb guy about just about everything it’s true
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Ai knows as much as a real fuckin misinformed dumb guy about just about everything it’s true
The jury, which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches
Why couldn’t they name a source on this lmao
Why couldn’t they name a source on this lmao
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The jury, which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches
Why couldn’t they name a source on this lmao
Why couldn’t they name a source on this lmao
lol now that he’s won in spite of our monthslong campaign against him, he’d better do the dumb shit we said anyway for some reason
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lol now that he’s won in spite of our monthslong campaign against him, he’d better do the dumb shit we said anyway for some reason
Biden is a ringer for the Corinthian from sandman too it’s fuckin weird
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Biden is a ringer for the Corinthian from sandman too it’s fuckin weird
Mamdani wins but unable to pull out of Adams’ quagmire war with rats
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mamdani wins but unable to pull out of Adams’ quagmire war with rats
Historical unity of the ruling classes babey
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Historical unity of the ruling classes babey
As with a lot of nostalgia I think the sentiment is more just ‘I wish there were things now that made me feel the way playing day of the tentacle did when I was 9’
Which there probably also are! but you need to diagnosis within yourself what you want before you can find it
Which there probably also are! but you need to diagnosis within yourself what you want before you can find it
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
As with a lot of nostalgia I think the sentiment is more just ‘I wish there were things now that made me feel the way playing day of the tentacle did when I was 9’
Which there probably also are! but you need to diagnosis within yourself what you want before you can find it
Which there probably also are! but you need to diagnosis within yourself what you want before you can find it
The irony that gets lost is that don is 100% lying here and is extremely insecure about this dude lol
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The irony that gets lost is that don is 100% lying here and is extremely insecure about this dude lol
I legit thought this was some Republican Party gathering
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I legit thought this was some Republican Party gathering
Centrists live in this weird contradictory world where a) only messaging matters, not actual policies and b) their messaging is demonstrably never successful
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Centrists live in this weird contradictory world where a) only messaging matters, not actual policies and b) their messaging is demonstrably never successful
This was mr for like five hours straight watching the @jonbois.bsky.social documentary
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This was mr for like five hours straight watching the @jonbois.bsky.social documentary
Do they all go to a plastic surgeon and tell them like give me the kellyanne conway
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Do they all go to a plastic surgeon and tell them like give me the kellyanne conway
Impressive presuming animals don’t have the franchise
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Impressive presuming animals don’t have the franchise
is he explaining this to like, chris
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
is he explaining this to like, chris
Killer juggling act, it’s incredible
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Killer juggling act, it’s incredible
No I think he died of fever
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No I think he died of fever
Personally I’d I am so Leonard Shelby level incapable of remembering how my various tattoos showed up I’d give em a quick google before eg running for office
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Personally I’d I am so Leonard Shelby level incapable of remembering how my various tattoos showed up I’d give em a quick google before eg running for office
Computers were invented in the 40s
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Computers were invented in the 40s
Between being a sex creep, running a VR business, and being named fucking Palmer Lucky this guy is matching every qualification for being a Philip K Dick villain
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Between being a sex creep, running a VR business, and being named fucking Palmer Lucky this guy is matching every qualification for being a Philip K Dick villain
Every non alcoholic beverage decreases the overall percentage of lifetime alcohol per beverage and thereby aids your recovery, it’s just science
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Every non alcoholic beverage decreases the overall percentage of lifetime alcohol per beverage and thereby aids your recovery, it’s just science