matt-shan.bsky.social
@matt-shan.bsky.social
Generational 👏🏼
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
3 hamstring surgeries is quite the distinction. Perhaps I'm being unfair, or maybe the club would agree 😬
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Nice. Like potting the white ball in pool.

When dads used to ref our matches, they'd take 10 steps forward with the ball as punishment if someone spat on the pitch or answered back 😄
It worked well.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't think Declan forgot how xavi pinched the ball off him in the Euros.

He deffo tipped some agent orange into his pancake B4 the game. He even shoved the camera man after the Eze goal.

I always wanted him to drop the boy-next-door routine and play with hate. 👏🏼
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let's hope he walks around for the last 10 😬
Chelsea fans are hoping the same of Reece James I expect.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And if calafiori waits a little longer for the ball to drop, we're looking at a winner and a goated back post assist from Saka 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Just for the Carabao cup game on the 21st 🙂
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
50% of spit is landing on their own fans 😕
plonkers
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
What's your impression of Martinelli's groin strain, Jon? Grade 2 judging by the way he walked off?
He only played for 30 mins but I'm guessing it's fatigue related as opposed to a lazy warm-up?
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Thought the same thing...dreadful
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not boring to share health experiences 👍🏻 It's surprising how many people are stuck with their health problems and in need of that nugget of shared experience to get them through it.

Link to original post bsky.app/profile/tim-...
Probable oversharing / oversharing of something ultimately not that interesting, but for the last six years or so, my sleep has been absolutely fucked. Exceptionally vivid, lurid dreams, waking 3-4 times a night often with heart racing. Some of the dreams outright disturbing, all of them lurid.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
He's still a gooner
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hopefully he won't be joining vinai at spurs in 3 months
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I took it as sarcasm. Sky pundits were gushing over him to the point it got sickly.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Someone with clout needs to quote tweet Carragher's "mindset" post from Sunday. James Benge to have the last laugh I'm hoping.
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
She's such a complete player. Best 9 in the world right now, would you say?
September 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Even 3 weeks seems pessimistic. He was walking with a slight limp after the liverpool game; nothing more. Id be surprised not to see him training shortly after the intnl break 🤷🏼‍♂️
September 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Genuinely want us to snap Isak at the Emirates. Hincapie scythe

Eze and gyok anyday
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lol, English patriots loyal to Switzerland 😄
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Just as we have the chance to make a few quid, kiwior requests to move to a club that can't pay premier league money 😄.
August 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
50,000 Geordies filled with hate and cheap beer.
Van dyke and Bruno are protected by referees, so we could see a very high bar for violent conduct. Compulsive viewing.
August 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He didn't look like he was in the same amount of pain compared to Palace in December, and he didn't pull up clutching his hammy either. It's still giving me a 6-8 week vibe though 😮‍💨
August 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
😄
Good job Declan can play anywhere.
August 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's no guarantee we sign him. The arsenal PR team keeps the fans under careful control: bad news must be followed by good news to keep our brains in balance. Ornstein instructed to feed us cortisol, and after not so long he feeds us dopamine. We're hooked on the timeline like junkies 😄
August 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I thought Monday would have been a warm down session for the players. Sunday he looked fine. Maybe he kept too much steel on the deadlift after Viktor finished with it.
August 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM