Watching Hockey :)

I just realized I am a terrible cat dad. I didn’t get the kitties any boxes for Boxing Day 🫨

Me: I should stop using my phone so much. Not good for me.
Also me: I am going to download Balatro on my phone :)

This week has been incredible for cleaning up spam in my email inbox. Just been going through and unsubscribing to every single marketing email that was sent in the last week.

Solid three points there for Paddington.

Throwback to little Gary 3 years ago :)

I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).

To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

My 2023 Spotify Wrapped Top Artists

Made some focaccia bread with Amber last night. My lord so good.

Filled in for a team at what turned out to be a Church Bowling league last night. Rules were no music, no alcohol, no swearing.

I said "fuck" and got scolded about 3 frames into the first game and was pretty annoyed. Later my opponent did the same thing I did, yelled "GODDAMNIT" and nothing. SMH

You ever see a cat as cute as this dude? I doubt it.

I never EAT, I always FAT