Mattakamoose
@mattakamoose.bsky.social
He/Him. Tabletop gamer. Pool player. Taco enthusiast.
AND the fifth episode.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
AND the fifth episode.
I'm stealing this for future games. It's chili season, I will have to time it so my chili dinner night lines up with game night.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm stealing this for future games. It's chili season, I will have to time it so my chili dinner night lines up with game night.
They're not cops, otherwise yes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
They're not cops, otherwise yes.
Slow-release reverse lycanthropy. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Slow-release reverse lycanthropy. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
Yep, 100%. The air dries out *just enough* and I have a horror film on my face.
Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.
Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yep, 100%. The air dries out *just enough* and I have a horror film on my face.
Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.
Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.
I knew fall had officially arrived this week when I got my first surprise catastrophic nosebleed. So, kinda?
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I knew fall had officially arrived this week when I got my first surprise catastrophic nosebleed. So, kinda?
I take it back. It turns out the sacrifice fueled a greater working at the polls.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I take it back. It turns out the sacrifice fueled a greater working at the polls.
The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time
DARE programs told a whole lot of people that degens would just be offering them free drugs left and right.
My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.
My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
DARE programs told a whole lot of people that degens would just be offering them free drugs left and right.
My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.
My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.
"ChatGPT said this, should we try it?"
It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.
It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"ChatGPT said this, should we try it?"
It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.
It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.
"AI first"... AI can first gargle my balls.
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"AI first"... AI can first gargle my balls.
Proving those to the client is always a fuckin migraine because no one believes they'd do something that stupid. YOU DID. I PROVED IT. I AM SO MAD I CANNOT BILL YOU FOR EXPLAINING HOW CIRCLES WORK.
October 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Proving those to the client is always a fuckin migraine because no one believes they'd do something that stupid. YOU DID. I PROVED IT. I AM SO MAD I CANNOT BILL YOU FOR EXPLAINING HOW CIRCLES WORK.