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imagine tenderly putting a peanut m and m in his hands. he needs both hands to hold it. he puts it in his torso and it rotates slowly as it gets smaller and smaller before disappearing from view. he nods thankfully and plods off, only falling over twice as he leaves.
December 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
imagine tenderly putting a peanut m and m in his hands. he needs both hands to hold it. he puts it in his torso and it rotates slowly as it gets smaller and smaller before disappearing from view. he nods thankfully and plods off, only falling over twice as he leaves.
Idea: Duck duck goose but a gun is in play as well
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Idea: Duck duck goose but a gun is in play as well
Some actors are triple threats I’m like a negative threat. I can’t sing I can’t dance and I’m a trans guy only auditioning for cis men
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Some actors are triple threats I’m like a negative threat. I can’t sing I can’t dance and I’m a trans guy only auditioning for cis men
We need to bring back smoking inside I want to suck down a Newport at Olive Garden
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 AM
We need to bring back smoking inside I want to suck down a Newport at Olive Garden
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The main difference between Wicked the stage musical and Wicked the movie is that in the stage musical it’s obvious that Glinda is a lesbian and Elphaba is a bisexual woman. In the movie it’s the other way around
December 2, 2024 at 6:34 AM
The main difference between Wicked the stage musical and Wicked the movie is that in the stage musical it’s obvious that Glinda is a lesbian and Elphaba is a bisexual woman. In the movie it’s the other way around
None of you understand things the way that I understand things
December 2, 2024 at 7:03 AM
None of you understand things the way that I understand things
I’m like if Jay Gatsby said slime instead of old sport
December 1, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I’m like if Jay Gatsby said slime instead of old sport
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
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I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”
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Scared as fuck thinking about paper cuts rn
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Scared as fuck thinking about paper cuts rn
We need a pussy slay pop girly queen troll
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
We need a pussy slay pop girly queen troll
Nick Carraway was a gay man.
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Nick Carraway was a gay man.
Do yall fw me be honest
November 19, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Do yall fw me be honest