Matt Bellissimo
@mattbellissimo.bsky.social
Canadian Drummer • Freelance Editor & Social Media Manager • Posting things you probably won’t care about
Fuck YES Bandcamp
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Fuck YES Bandcamp
Jesus man just say you didn’t like it. Enough with this performative moralistic nonsense.
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Jesus man just say you didn’t like it. Enough with this performative moralistic nonsense.
Posting your latest roast of “Bluesky Libs” from “X: the AI child porn and Nazi haven”, yep, you’re changing the world.
January 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Posting your latest roast of “Bluesky Libs” from “X: the AI child porn and Nazi haven”, yep, you’re changing the world.
Some of you are terminally delusional in a way I didn’t know was possible.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Some of you are terminally delusional in a way I didn’t know was possible.
Oh you’re so close
What does Trump think is going to happen at the next inauguration?
Trump on the ballroom: "It will take care of the inauguration with bulletproof glass, drone-proof ceilings, and everything else unfortunately that today you need."
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Oh you’re so close
Catering to the “inner child” of anyone over 20 is why Star Wars is in the proverbial gutter. Cooked franchise.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Catering to the “inner child” of anyone over 20 is why Star Wars is in the proverbial gutter. Cooked franchise.
Situation in the US is absolutely untenable but rewatching the same video of a person being murdered point blank for three days straight is definitely not healthy for your brain.
Take care of your mental health, log off, take breaks, continue living.
Take care of your mental health, log off, take breaks, continue living.
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Situation in the US is absolutely untenable but rewatching the same video of a person being murdered point blank for three days straight is definitely not healthy for your brain.
Take care of your mental health, log off, take breaks, continue living.
Take care of your mental health, log off, take breaks, continue living.
How fucking convenient
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
How fucking convenient
And….*deep regretful intake of breath* Abrams was correct
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
And….*deep regretful intake of breath* Abrams was correct
Unless you enjoy inflicting mental damage upon yourself there’s really no reason to be on twt anymore.
No amount of self righteous snark is worth this.
No amount of self righteous snark is worth this.
BREAKING: X’s chatbot Grok isn’t just making AI porn deepfakes, it’s now making Nazi AI porn deepfakes, undressing women and showing them wearing “swastika bikinis”. Many of these women are Jewish, including a recently deceased Holocaust survivor.
Elon Musk’s “Grok” is undressing women and showing them in swastika bikinis
One woman targeted is a Jewish Holocaust survivor
decoherence.media
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Unless you enjoy inflicting mental damage upon yourself there’s really no reason to be on twt anymore.
No amount of self righteous snark is worth this.
No amount of self righteous snark is worth this.
Love when people say this as if every other president in recent memory hasn’t committed or aided horrific war crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Love when people say this as if every other president in recent memory hasn’t committed or aided horrific war crimes.
Yes, because the minority party is silent while the majority party drops the bombs. They should also be yelled at. This isn’t hard to understand.
It's amazing how people are yelling at the minority party to do something.... while the majority can chill & not do anything... #they have no pressure on them.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Yes, because the minority party is silent while the majority party drops the bombs. They should also be yelled at. This isn’t hard to understand.
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer crafting the world’s strongest worded letter rn
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer crafting the world’s strongest worded letter rn
America tenth world country.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
America tenth world country.
Somehow the epilogue saves it from being a complete trainwreck.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Somehow the epilogue saves it from being a complete trainwreck.
These guys fucked themselves the second they said “everything was planned from the start”. Not only is it a fib at best, but you also open yourself to such pedantic plot-hole obsessed clickbait.
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
These guys fucked themselves the second they said “everything was planned from the start”. Not only is it a fib at best, but you also open yourself to such pedantic plot-hole obsessed clickbait.
Lmao shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Lmao shut the fuck up
Reposted by Matt Bellissimo
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
Rhea Seehorn’s delivery of “god bless America” in the Pluribus pilot might be my favourite line read of the year, hysterical stuff.
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Rhea Seehorn’s delivery of “god bless America” in the Pluribus pilot might be my favourite line read of the year, hysterical stuff.
What a fuckin’ dope, man
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What a fuckin’ dope, man
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