Matt Bell
@mattbellviolinist.bsky.social
Electric violinist, singer, songwriter, composer, weirdo
I’m enjoying his trolling of POTUS. But to me, that behavior alone is disqualifying - and that’s besides his other issues.
A French poodle would be better than what we’ve got, but we can definitely do better than Newsom.
The next POTUS, if there is one, is going to need to be extraordinary.
A French poodle would be better than what we’ve got, but we can definitely do better than Newsom.
The next POTUS, if there is one, is going to need to be extraordinary.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m enjoying his trolling of POTUS. But to me, that behavior alone is disqualifying - and that’s besides his other issues.
A French poodle would be better than what we’ve got, but we can definitely do better than Newsom.
The next POTUS, if there is one, is going to need to be extraordinary.
A French poodle would be better than what we’ve got, but we can definitely do better than Newsom.
The next POTUS, if there is one, is going to need to be extraordinary.
How many receivers did Mahomes hit in both hands only to have them drop it?
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
How many receivers did Mahomes hit in both hands only to have them drop it?
Which Elon? This one?
elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed
ALT: elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Which Elon? This one?
So it was cool when y’all were doing it to everyone else?
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
So it was cool when y’all were doing it to everyone else?
I mean, it has worked pretty well for 200 and some odd years.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I mean, it has worked pretty well for 200 and some odd years.
Sitting on a capsized boat IS sitting helplessly in the water.
Are you stupid?
Are you a stupid person?
Are you stupid?
Are you a stupid person?
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sitting on a capsized boat IS sitting helplessly in the water.
Are you stupid?
Are you a stupid person?
Are you stupid?
Are you a stupid person?
He’s obviously never read Just Mercy.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He’s obviously never read Just Mercy.
Who else could have?
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Who else could have?
Nah. He’ll get away with all of it. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that he’ll never face justice in this world.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Nah. He’ll get away with all of it. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that he’ll never face justice in this world.
If you’re reading this from overseas and thinking about coming to the US for the World Cup, stay home. It’s not safe here.
ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans.
Seriously. Don’t come.
ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans.
Seriously. Don’t come.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you’re reading this from overseas and thinking about coming to the US for the World Cup, stay home. It’s not safe here.
ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans.
Seriously. Don’t come.
ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans.
Seriously. Don’t come.
They’ll all write books after Dear Leader dies, falling all over themselves to say they were “resisting from within”.
Don’t believe a word of it. They’re complicit.
Don’t believe a word of it. They’re complicit.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
They’ll all write books after Dear Leader dies, falling all over themselves to say they were “resisting from within”.
Don’t believe a word of it. They’re complicit.
Don’t believe a word of it. They’re complicit.
I lived in a country that had endured a civil war. The stories I heard would curl your hair - yes, even yours.
These guys have no idea what they’re asking for.
These guys have no idea what they’re asking for.
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I lived in a country that had endured a civil war. The stories I heard would curl your hair - yes, even yours.
These guys have no idea what they’re asking for.
These guys have no idea what they’re asking for.
Lol. Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lol. Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.
That’s my next band name.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That’s my next band name.
Yup. The zone did us in. Expect to see more of that this year.
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yup. The zone did us in. Expect to see more of that this year.
And now the refs are trying to keep it interesting. Massive no call on our end and then a foul on us?
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And now the refs are trying to keep it interesting. Massive no call on our end and then a foul on us?
Hollywood has entered the chat
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hollywood has entered the chat
Did it, though? Have we checked?
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did it, though? Have we checked?
High IQ kid. We’ve seen a few of those moves already today.
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
High IQ kid. We’ve seen a few of those moves already today.
Translation: both of you are too lazy for this. Go back to meeting people in bars.
At least it’ll be good for live music.
At least it’ll be good for live music.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Translation: both of you are too lazy for this. Go back to meeting people in bars.
At least it’ll be good for live music.
At least it’ll be good for live music.
Fight fire with fire. Have an AI read them and then translate back to English.
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Fight fire with fire. Have an AI read them and then translate back to English.
No, no. They were waving to signal their support for Donald Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
No, no. They were waving to signal their support for Donald Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
The 2028 Dem nominee, assuming our republic is still intact by then, needs to have a set of balls.
Trump made a huge mess and a lot of stuff is going to have to get fixed. It’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of courage.
I’m not seeing a lot of promising folks.
Trump made a huge mess and a lot of stuff is going to have to get fixed. It’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of courage.
I’m not seeing a lot of promising folks.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The 2028 Dem nominee, assuming our republic is still intact by then, needs to have a set of balls.
Trump made a huge mess and a lot of stuff is going to have to get fixed. It’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of courage.
I’m not seeing a lot of promising folks.
Trump made a huge mess and a lot of stuff is going to have to get fixed. It’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of courage.
I’m not seeing a lot of promising folks.
They’re almost qualified to be in politics at that point.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They’re almost qualified to be in politics at that point.