Matt Berlin
@mattberlin.bsky.social
Writer, producer, globetrotter, angst-ridden #LFC supporter, occasional tech guy. Fond of both procrastinating and maintaining an almost manic sense of urgency at all times.
I could have run WBD into the ground for less than half that.
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I could have run WBD into the ground for less than half that.
Somewhere between the rubber-donged Alphazombie and the parkour/kung fu Teletubbies, I completely lost interest in this franchise.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Somewhere between the rubber-donged Alphazombie and the parkour/kung fu Teletubbies, I completely lost interest in this franchise.
Teflon Don has been impeached twice, and it didn't take either time. Seems like nothing but theater at this point.
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Teflon Don has been impeached twice, and it didn't take either time. Seems like nothing but theater at this point.
Why doesn't he use all that awesome tariff money to pay off the loans? Oh, wait...
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why doesn't he use all that awesome tariff money to pay off the loans? Oh, wait...
Challenge accepted 😎
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Challenge accepted 😎
Stupid first, kill later
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Stupid first, kill later
It's almost as if he's a dumbass who's bad at his job. Weird.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's almost as if he's a dumbass who's bad at his job. Weird.
Probably more of a case of the limitations of all the legacy infrastructure than anything.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Probably more of a case of the limitations of all the legacy infrastructure than anything.
Steven Miller's possessed ventriloquist dummy
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Steven Miller's possessed ventriloquist dummy
Trublican... cuz they're trubble
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trublican... cuz they're trubble
Is there a GoFundMe link, or...?
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is there a GoFundMe link, or...?
Crypto schemes be like that
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Crypto schemes be like that
Practically survived on them during the Mad Cow outbreak in France.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Practically survived on them during the Mad Cow outbreak in France.
A thing happened to Charlie Kirk, then..?
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A thing happened to Charlie Kirk, then..?
It's almost as if tariffs cause consumer prices to go up. Weird.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's almost as if tariffs cause consumer prices to go up. Weird.
Funny, but a meme product of a Russian troll farm.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Funny, but a meme product of a Russian troll farm.
only Bubba knows for sure
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
only Bubba knows for sure
- fast-quipping, hyper-literate drug dealers rob the wrong guy
- save the universe via sci fi violence, massive-scale property damage, and edgy comedy
- let's thaw that out and see what happens
- college students get taught a lesson in abstinence by a masked killer
- Kung Fu vampires!
- save the universe via sci fi violence, massive-scale property damage, and edgy comedy
- let's thaw that out and see what happens
- college students get taught a lesson in abstinence by a masked killer
- Kung Fu vampires!
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
- fast-quipping, hyper-literate drug dealers rob the wrong guy
- save the universe via sci fi violence, massive-scale property damage, and edgy comedy
- let's thaw that out and see what happens
- college students get taught a lesson in abstinence by a masked killer
- Kung Fu vampires!
- save the universe via sci fi violence, massive-scale property damage, and edgy comedy
- let's thaw that out and see what happens
- college students get taught a lesson in abstinence by a masked killer
- Kung Fu vampires!
Well, there goes MY Christmas gift plan….
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well, there goes MY Christmas gift plan….