Matt Bevan
@mattbevan.bsky.social
Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from ABC News. http://seedisclaimer.com
Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au
Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au
A few seating options available for the Newcastle premiere of Melania tonight
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A few seating options available for the Newcastle premiere of Melania tonight
Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding
I mean… being a bad fascist is surely better morally than being a good fascist… right?
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I mean… being a bad fascist is surely better morally than being a good fascist… right?
If we're happy with Sheffield Shield as an indicator of form, then the stats indicate that Matt Renshaw should have been picked ahead of Marnus.
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If we're happy with Sheffield Shield as an indicator of form, then the stats indicate that Matt Renshaw should have been picked ahead of Marnus.
Speaking of Marnus, in the last 3 years he has batted worse than Green. He has scored 1 century in that time. He was dropped, then brought back into the side due to good form in Sheffield Shield. This indicates to me that there's a problem with Sheffield Shield.
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Speaking of Marnus, in the last 3 years he has batted worse than Green. He has scored 1 century in that time. He was dropped, then brought back into the side due to good form in Sheffield Shield. This indicates to me that there's a problem with Sheffield Shield.
OK, the Ashes done, let's look at some choice stats to back up my assertion that selection in the Australian team is cooked.
Stat 1: In the last 3 years, Cam Green has been Australia's second-worst all-rounder (after Marnus), in terms of the comparison between batting and bowling averages.
Stat 1: In the last 3 years, Cam Green has been Australia's second-worst all-rounder (after Marnus), in terms of the comparison between batting and bowling averages.
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
OK, the Ashes done, let's look at some choice stats to back up my assertion that selection in the Australian team is cooked.
Stat 1: In the last 3 years, Cam Green has been Australia's second-worst all-rounder (after Marnus), in terms of the comparison between batting and bowling averages.
Stat 1: In the last 3 years, Cam Green has been Australia's second-worst all-rounder (after Marnus), in terms of the comparison between batting and bowling averages.
How do we stop people from writing like this?
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 AM
How do we stop people from writing like this?
Who is that young go-getter?
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Who is that young go-getter?
Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
Checking what’s going on over at CBS
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Checking what’s going on over at CBS
Real uphill push rn
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Real uphill push rn
You know this Sweden info is good cos it comes from Peter Sweden
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
You know this Sweden info is good cos it comes from Peter Sweden
He’s Joe Root rendered in a knockoff cricket video game
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
He’s Joe Root rendered in a knockoff cricket video game
I can’t explain why but reading the news feels like this at the moment
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I can’t explain why but reading the news feels like this at the moment
Every other public broadcaster in the world watching Trump attack the BBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every other public broadcaster in the world watching Trump attack the BBC
The west side of the lake, where they're proposing a HSR station, has a very small population. Also, if they are going to go west of the lakes they should have a station at Wyong. They're not going to though - everyone in the Central Coast will have to keep traipsing to Gosford.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The west side of the lake, where they're proposing a HSR station, has a very small population. Also, if they are going to go west of the lakes they should have a station at Wyong. They're not going to though - everyone in the Central Coast will have to keep traipsing to Gosford.
They're not going to do this but the route should be going down the east side of Lake Macquarie and Lake Tuggerah:
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They're not going to do this but the route should be going down the east side of Lake Macquarie and Lake Tuggerah:
This is a photo from Trump’s renovation of the Lincoln bedroom ensuite and um… can people in the East Wing and Treasury Building just… watch White House guests poop?
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a photo from Trump’s renovation of the Lincoln bedroom ensuite and um… can people in the East Wing and Treasury Building just… watch White House guests poop?
My 4 kids are currently trying to play with water bombs
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My 4 kids are currently trying to play with water bombs
The Australian Government has launched an "ESCAPE. HIDE. TELL." campaign to help people respond if they're confronted by an armed attacker.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Australian Government has launched an "ESCAPE. HIDE. TELL." campaign to help people respond if they're confronted by an armed attacker.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
I mean... I feel like "run away, hide, call for help" is something that 3.7 billion years of evolution has hardwired into our DNA but sure, thanks for the tip.
Checking in on the White House renovations…
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Checking in on the White House renovations…
Lol Melbourne-Adelaide
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Lol Melbourne-Adelaide
Australians on Facebook reading American news: Yeah, you tell him! No Kings!!!
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Australians on Facebook reading American news: Yeah, you tell him! No Kings!!!
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile: