spooky bilbo slaggins 2
@mattcsnotdead.bsky.social
not in denial
the neighborhood cat has realized i am still alive and is returning to visit
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the neighborhood cat has realized i am still alive and is returning to visit
thanks to recent depressive episodes i have now learned how to trim cow hooves and treat common problems
January 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
thanks to recent depressive episodes i have now learned how to trim cow hooves and treat common problems
i got to pet a shark. hands down one of the best days ever.
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
i got to pet a shark. hands down one of the best days ever.
my wife left me 2: electric bungaloid
November 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
my wife left me 2: electric bungaloid
i bet rat poison tastes exactly like baja blast if you’re a rat
November 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
i bet rat poison tastes exactly like baja blast if you’re a rat
back on this bullshit
November 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
back on this bullshit
become ungovernable
December 10, 2023 at 8:26 PM
become ungovernable
twelve people in a cabin on a remote island. if a mystery doesn’t pop up i will just have to make the mystery
November 28, 2023 at 8:45 AM
twelve people in a cabin on a remote island. if a mystery doesn’t pop up i will just have to make the mystery
you mfs talking about shit definitely don’t be eatin ass
November 28, 2023 at 8:44 AM
you mfs talking about shit definitely don’t be eatin ass
one of my roommates changed the toilet roll to point the wrong way and i’m documenting to see when they change it back
November 28, 2023 at 8:25 AM
one of my roommates changed the toilet roll to point the wrong way and i’m documenting to see when they change it back
shit sucks bro
November 28, 2023 at 8:23 AM
shit sucks bro
nobody:
your unemployed friend at 2:18pm: yo you up
your unemployed friend at 2:18pm: yo you up
November 22, 2023 at 6:16 PM
nobody:
your unemployed friend at 2:18pm: yo you up
your unemployed friend at 2:18pm: yo you up
just watched an anime about running and those dudes will literally run a 200km race instead of going to therapy
November 18, 2023 at 1:28 AM
just watched an anime about running and those dudes will literally run a 200km race instead of going to therapy
tweaking a new insult: “you’re game is so bad and your swag so weak you can’t even get the postmortem cum extractors to touch you”
November 15, 2023 at 8:58 AM
tweaking a new insult: “you’re game is so bad and your swag so weak you can’t even get the postmortem cum extractors to touch you”
yeah i read theory
November 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
yeah i read theory
drunkenly mashes thumbs into 8 year old Blackberry for 2 minutes: “I’m in”
November 13, 2023 at 9:05 PM
drunkenly mashes thumbs into 8 year old Blackberry for 2 minutes: “I’m in”