“We want a straight-talking politician. Like that *checks notes* Nigel Farage”

Cameron changed the logo to a tree to emphasise their green credentials

I expect she’ll revive the old torch logo any day now

Starmer is not good at his job

Badenoch is miles worse at hers

Like how they marketed their “live action” Lion King. Not one of those animals was really talking

“Live action” now just means “photorealistic”

Didn’t it come out like five minutes ago?

Where’s my Hunchback remake Disney, you cowards?

Voted Labour in every election since 2015. Was a member of the party from 2020 until earlier this year

Currently not sure I’ll vote Labour in 2029. Not ruling it out, we’ll have to see what the circumstance of the election is, but definitely open to other left-of-centre parties

At some point we will need to seriously consider what happens when AI takes over the majority of jobs. It will require a total restructuring of our society and economy that I just don’t think even the most radical policymakers are ready for

And so instead voters turn to the famously stable *checks notes* Reform Party …

The government - any government - doesn’t generally get credit for not doing stuff, even if voters agree with their non-action

JL are an explicitly conservative company. Can we trust their numbers generally?

And instead of shouting this from the rooftops Labour will no doubt let something else dominate the news cycle

Voters haven’t given us much reason to believe otherwise in recent years *cough* Brexit *cough* Johnson *cough*

Nah we’ve seen the pattern before with Johnson. Voters will completely ignore every single warning sign, and then events reach the only conclusion they possibly could based on all the available evidence they’ll act like they always knew they were wrong’uns

This is what comes of a commentariat and political class still enthrall to X