Matt Deuerlein
@mattdeuerlein.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Indie wrestling referee. Perpetually exhausted.
I hope you immediately sent him to his room.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I hope you immediately sent him to his room.
I’d like to think you’re making this up, but I don’t want you to prove otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’d like to think you’re making this up, but I don’t want you to prove otherwise.
If you don’t go to the store dressed like Mr. Monopoly then what’s the point?
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you don’t go to the store dressed like Mr. Monopoly then what’s the point?
“Remember when men were men and wore suits to baseball games? Those were the days!”
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Remember when men were men and wore suits to baseball games? Those were the days!”
Imagine trying to explain the Rizzler to someone that has no idea who he is
“He’s a chubby kid that touches his chin a bunch”
“What else does he do?”
“What else does he HAVE to do?”
“He’s a chubby kid that touches his chin a bunch”
“What else does he do?”
“What else does he HAVE to do?”
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Imagine trying to explain the Rizzler to someone that has no idea who he is
“He’s a chubby kid that touches his chin a bunch”
“What else does he do?”
“What else does he HAVE to do?”
“He’s a chubby kid that touches his chin a bunch”
“What else does he do?”
“What else does he HAVE to do?”
No.
No no no.
No.
No no no.
No.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
No.
No no no.
No.
No no no.
No.
It was fine when it was the Death Riders trios match. Calling Taya Valkyrie vs. Tay Melo just because was really weird.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It was fine when it was the Death Riders trios match. Calling Taya Valkyrie vs. Tay Melo just because was really weird.
This is why he’s been off tv, @themanadamvan.bsky.social, he’s being repackaged
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is why he’s been off tv, @themanadamvan.bsky.social, he’s being repackaged
Those are his 5G transmitters
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Those are his 5G transmitters
See, I’d be the guy that would say “ok, but you have to go tell (insert big name here) that their time is cut so you can have more”. It would work itself out instantly.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
See, I’d be the guy that would say “ok, but you have to go tell (insert big name here) that their time is cut so you can have more”. It would work itself out instantly.
What is this, 1995 ECW where the fans would chant ECW after a huge table bump?
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What is this, 1995 ECW where the fans would chant ECW after a huge table bump?