This guy knows what's up

[Alt text for quoted image: A tube platform map, with the double O in Bakerloo replaced with zero point zero. At the bottom, an advert for Heineken 0.0 reads 'Keeping your social life on track'.]

Dirty play from Key, but we expect nothing less at this point

Thwomp got a facelift

You used to just get a map of seats, and you could click a seat to see photos. Now it's a shitty booking portal which forces you to choose a specific performance and only shows views for available seats (which get added to your basket immediately upon clicking)

And insinuating that the hosts must have quit because the vote was rigged to kick out a shit dancer/human in week one

Moderately better (you don't get taken to the 600px teal nightmare any more) but there are huge chunks of content that are obviously taken straight from the old service and dropped in the new one without any thought

It's also stuck on GOV.UK Frontend 3.3.0, which is 6 years old, two major versions behind, and missing loads of WCAG 2.2 fixes introduced in newer versions (and obviously stuck on the old black GOV.UK brand)

The accessibility statement commits to fixing major accessibility issues by October 2028.

I felt right at home in Dublin

googling 'santa hat png' right now

To avoid a protracted legal battle in what would surely have been the trial of the century, Rail Clock is now Rail Cock. Please adjust your bookmarks accordingly.

railcock.matteason.co.uk

How are they meant to sell socks with the design on when someone can see it for free on their computer??

They will inevitably give the contract to OpenAI or xAI or some other morally void AI company

I'd lose the lighter shades of blue and red from the livery, they just make it messy. But at least they haven't fiddled with the double arrows.

It is a bit weird that I'll be called Great British Railways while ScotRail and TfW Rail will still exist, but I guess GBR will maintain the infrastructure across GB so it kind of makes sense?