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Matt FJ
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Human man. Media muppet. Cat whisperer. London survivor back in Wales. Opinions are those of your employer.
#COYS ⚪️🔵 #NCAFC 🟠⚫️
Shoutout to my Dad who is already asleep and we haven’t had lunch yet. Top Christmasing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Instagram, you can serve me as many Brussels sprouts recipes as you want, I’m not changing my mind.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you’re not watching the World Cup draw, don’t. The usual mix of awkward attempts at comedy, strange music choices and stunted scripts has added sycophancy, corruption and obvious political agendas. And Rio Ferdinand.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re one of the few shops I’ve bought from in the last 15 years that hasn’t emailed me yet today, there’s still time.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Was looking forward to Tortoise in Bristol tonight. Thanks to @gwr.com there’s no trains out of Newport and I’m already back home. Fucks sake.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m sure I’ll be one of many posts saying I have absolutely no memory of this. How the fuck did it go straight to number one?! #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ben Bloody Stokes. What a player. #Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Reposted by Matt FJ
Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Really gutted about the Mani news. The Stone Roses were the one for my generation. And he seemed the best lad of the bunch.
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My trip to Shrewsbury v County is off. All trains are cancelled. Good luck to those who are bussing it. You might need a hovercraft around Abergavenny.
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
A brilliant Partridge series. Just letting him run riot with his own thoughts. And a Lynn fightback.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They could do with a full Top 40 run down just to break up the relentless ‘98 awfulness #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ITS TEARING ME APART #traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Joe gone. Hilarious. Alan trying not to grin. Glorious telly. #traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
186 years since the Chartists marched on Newport for democracy. 22 of them were shot dead. Another great commemorative march last night.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
November 1 tomorrow. The dial in Mickey Bubbles chamber about to be turned to defrost.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
After so much ‘98 pop pap it’s remarkable we have a number one about the Spanish Civil War #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When it comes to The Corrs I don’t have enough eyes but too many ears. #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Marina Hyde has said Roy Keane should be on the next series of Celeb #Traitors and it’s the best idea ever.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
These episodes have missed Sophie Ellis Bextor’s first appearance in the charts with theaudience. It’s Murder on BBC4 #totp.
October 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Judging by ‘98’s pop fare, it’s no wonder the teenagers became Emo’s a few years later. They’d grown up through dark times #totp
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What the fuck is this fresh hell? #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Celia Imrie farting will go down in British TV history #Traitors
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It was around this time Howard’s set designer robbed him of millions #totp
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just watched The Truman Show again. An incredible film. The most unbelievable element of the whole thing is that Truman always tucks his jumper into his jeans. Madness.
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM