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mattfloridaman.bsky.social
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 14h
a person is holding a shower head that says particle accelerator
Alt: a person is holding a shower head that says particle accelerator and the water is spinning soap
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 18h
Emari did nothing wrong
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 5d
Doo doo doo doo-doo

OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 8d
I have come to eat $1.50 dogs and kick ass

But Costco has never once run out of hot dogs so this joke isn’t gonna work, damn.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 8d
I forgot to credit the hat man!! Dammit!!
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 8d
SACO
Schumer awarded the Sacko from the show The League.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 9d
a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from a movie .
Alt: a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from Monty Python “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”
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Phil B @bernzone.bsky.social · 10d
Pete Carrol came to Las Vegas to chew gum and win football games.

And he’s all out of winning football games.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 10d
@harrisfootball.com when Jordan Addison can’t outrun a defender with a 20 yard head start
Extreme pain when Addison is tackled at the 1 on the Yacht Club livestream.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 10d
That ship has sailed. No one is gonna shy away from streaming because they’re afraid the boomers won’t do it.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 16d
Why Derrick Henry should stop taking Tylenol (1/69) 🧵:
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 16d
Willing to bet the sponsors are following this closely and are PISSED

Doesn’t hurt to call/bother them just to be sure.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 16d
Russell Wilson with one of the funniest goal-to-go sequences in NFL history
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 17d
Daboll gotta go.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 18d
He’s just 2025 Midhomes!! He’s very real!!!
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 21d
Paywall Andy is the greatest Metacritic GM of all time
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 21d
You have no choice but to buy a DIE t-shirt.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22d
It’s too bad your party leadership will inevitably give in.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22d
Everything is getting lost in the fog

Bluesky algorithm 🫡
Everything is getting lost in the fog article posted just after RotoPat’s post
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22d
Very cute to pretend you’re not gonna just go along with their plan after some minuscule concession

Retire already
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22d
Haven’t seen any rumors like that. Why would anyone think Cousins is an upgrade over Browning?
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 23d
Same, but I feel like we’re a little more savvy about that stuff and how to cut it off.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 23d
An entire literal blackpilled death cult because they had social media in elementary school probably

One of the most damaging inventions of our lifetime.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 26d
I don’t think anyone would be separated from the military for this, but could certainly impact their ability to promote and eventually lead to separation due to that. I’m curious whether any of them will opt for the court-martial process in lieu of NJP.
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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 26d
For officers it’s the catch-all Article 133. Wouldn’t hold up in court but most will take NJP and not request going through the court martial process.
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