Matthew
@mattgoldey.bsky.social
He's just this guy, you know?
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Could it be a comically oversized gear shift? The roof is open.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Could it be a comically oversized gear shift? The roof is open.
You gotta lean into it to annoy the nephew. It's the law.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You gotta lean into it to annoy the nephew. It's the law.
Do you say it like "marry oh"?
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Do you say it like "marry oh"?
Some of my all-time favorite comics came out of his mind and his pencil.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Some of my all-time favorite comics came out of his mind and his pencil.
I use a front pocket wallet, it's a lot smaller than a standard wallet. It's just big enough to hold my driver's license and a few cards, and it has a magnetic money clip for the rare occasions when I carry cash.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I use a front pocket wallet, it's a lot smaller than a standard wallet. It's just big enough to hold my driver's license and a few cards, and it has a magnetic money clip for the rare occasions when I carry cash.
Mike Ness still sounds the way I remember him from 35 years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Mike Ness still sounds the way I remember him from 35 years ago.
I just re-read your list. Bad Religion! Did you go to the Social Distortion / Bad Religion show last year at Toyota Music Factory? My brother and I went.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I just re-read your list. Bad Religion! Did you go to the Social Distortion / Bad Religion show last year at Toyota Music Factory? My brother and I went.
I've seen The Reverend Horton Heat more times than any other band. I think I'm up to 6 shows and I'm always looking for more. I want to go tonight, but I don't think it's in the cards for me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I've seen The Reverend Horton Heat more times than any other band. I think I'm up to 6 shows and I'm always looking for more. I want to go tonight, but I don't think it's in the cards for me.
And the Google Maps street view car was along-side an 18-wheeler the whole time. Bonus sun in the eyes.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
And the Google Maps street view car was along-side an 18-wheeler the whole time. Bonus sun in the eyes.
My parents did this. Turns out we're white people.
an advertisement for wonder bread shows a slice of bread wearing a red cape
ALT: an advertisement for wonder bread shows a slice of bread wearing a red cape
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My parents did this. Turns out we're white people.
There are a TON of before-they-were-famous cameos in M*A*S*H
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There are a TON of before-they-were-famous cameos in M*A*S*H
Deltron 3030 and Killer Mike?? I'm officially envious.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Deltron 3030 and Killer Mike?? I'm officially envious.
Everyone that understands this reference.... take some ibuprofen for your back and/or knees.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everyone that understands this reference.... take some ibuprofen for your back and/or knees.
