You can tell #JohnHoward is getting old because he can’t help but piss all over this one outlet of good will the world has for him. He really should see a doctor for that.

#auspol #australiangunlaws #bondishooting

Looking for affordable Xmas gifts?

I got you covered, but only if you live in #bendigo #adelaide or #melbourne or are willing to travel for the @bendigocomfest @adlfrin.ge or @melbcomedyfestival.bsky.social otherwise you are as unlucky as a tourist entering #america in the Trump era.

Jokes About The Time I Got Detained In America & Other Stories Tickets officially on sale @bendigocomfest @adlfrin.ge fringe and trybooking for @melbcomedyfestival.bsky.social

BENDIGO - JAN 16th
ADELAIDE - MAR 10th - 15th @gluttony_fringe
MELB - MAR 26th - APR 19th (THUR - MON) @trainscendence

Tickets to my #MICF show are available now!

You like discounts? Here's my #blackfridaysale discount code DETAIN for 25% off MICF Tix.

Tix here: www.trybooking.com/DHNCW

#comedy #melbournecomedyfestival #discounttix #cheaptixmelbourne #cheaptix #comedyontour #standup #standupcomedy #storytelling

#mildura and #canberra I'll be coming to you both with my multipleaward-winning comedy show I Got Bit By A Monkey Once...

I have toured this show across #Australia #newzealand #unitedstates #unitedkingdom and #Europe and now I am bringing it to you for the first time.

Tickets are available now.

#mildura and #canberra I'll be coming to you both with my multiple award-winning comedy show I Got Bit By A Monkey Once... I have toured this show across #Australia #newzealand #unitedstates #unitedkingdom and #Europe and now I am bringing it to you for the first time.

Tickets are available now

Hey #mildura I am bringing my award-winning comedy show to the mildura fringe on November 1st!

Four true stories a monkey bite, a bus trip, an arrest, and a mugging.

I've performed this show all over Australia, in New Zealand, The US, UK, and EU and now I am bringing it to you.

#standupcomedy

Given I already paid I guess my next few hundred, thousand train trips will be on the house.

Hey #darwin and #edinburgh I'll be bringing my stand up and storytelling shows I Got Bit By A Monkey Once... and Wage Against The Machine to your the @darwinfringe.bsky.social and @edfringe.bsky.social grab tickets now!

Company which stole enough data to know when you are on your period suddenly can't tell if someone is underage.
#auspol #google

Hey Perth,
Wow, what a treat. 4 incredible shows and just review after review of wonderful words, ideas, and understanding of what it is all about.

Fringe World Festival has really provided. It doesn't end here, I'm coming to @adlfrin.ge and #MICF and San Diego International Fringe with this show.

Hey guys,
Tickets to my award-winnign storytelling show I Got Bit By A Monkey Once at #rockyfringefestival and @adlfrin.ge are on sale right now! #Rockingham on Thursday and #adelaide #kimba #portaugust shows start March 8th.

Some reviews spoil you with so many good quotes it's hard to pull just one. #fringeworldfestival #wageagainstthemachine #comedy #standup #statethearecentreofWA

Wage Against The Machine only has two more shows in the #fringeworldfestival at the #statetheatrecentreofWA Stage Whispers has said some lovely things come and check it out.

Then I am off to @adlfrin.ge and #micf and beyond.
Grab a ticket now.

Patriots celebrate Australia Day in traditional way. By ignoring wants of indigenous people.
#australiaday #auspol

Australia retorts to UN violating Human Rights obligations is oldest part of white Australian culture.
#auspol #UN #australiana

Are you in #adelaide #perth #melbourne #kimba #portaugusta #darwin #rockingham #mountgambier or any of the locations I am in that I can't announce yet? Want to see award-winning comedy stories about travel, stupidity, dodgy jobs, Robodebt, or breaking a roller coaster. Come to one of my shows!