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Matt Thomas
@matthawkeye.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, Conjurer of cheap tricks
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a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
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January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
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January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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It’s the off-ramps fault!
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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It is a life goal of mine to never have your mothers ire directed at me
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Wait I could have been getting things for shaving my head??? I’ve been doing it for free all these years!
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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a close up of a hamster with its mouth open and a pink nose .
ALT: a close up of a hamster with its mouth open and a pink nose .
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September 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I recall bringing foccacia over to your house and he ate like 65% of it
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM