Matt Goolsby 🫘
@matthew-goolsby.bsky.social
Sure, geology rocks, but geography is really where it’s at!
He/him, babies!
He/him, babies!
Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas — theonion.com/weed-deliver...
Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas
MADISON, WI—The holidays evoke images of carolers and hot cocoa, sleigh rides through the crisp country air, and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. But for the four residents of a drafty little apart...
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December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas — theonion.com/weed-deliver...
The 60 Minutes segment on the CECOT prison where our Government has been (allegedly) illegally sending undocumented migrant workers, the one that was spiked last minute on Sunday, is streaming from the Canadian feed here on the @muellershewrote.com Substack:
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The 60 Minutes segment on the CECOT prison where our Government has been (allegedly) illegally sending undocumented migrant workers, the one that was spiked last minute on Sunday, is streaming from the Canadian feed here on the @muellershewrote.com Substack:
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday (Lyric Video)
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December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Keep talking about Rob Reiner, Donald!
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Keep talking about Rob Reiner, Donald!
Reposted by Matt Goolsby 🫘
Reposted by Matt Goolsby 🫘
Reposted by Matt Goolsby 🫘
Reposted by Matt Goolsby 🫘
Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
JD Vance Wants to Ban Number ‘6-7’ After Viral Trend
Vice President JD Vance recently took to social media and spoke about the viral “6-7” trend, saying the numbers should be banned. He recalled an incident at church when a similar page number came up d...
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December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump asks again why the U.S. doesn’t have more immigrants from “Norway and Sweden”?
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump asks again why the U.S. doesn’t have more immigrants from “Norway and Sweden”?
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The “FIFA Peace Prize”!?!?
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December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The “FIFA Peace Prize”!?!?
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I’ve been Whammed.
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve been Whammed.
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
November 28, 2025
Podcast Episode · Letters from an American · 11/29/2025 · 17m
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November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion — theonion.com/farmer-who-c...
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion
DYERSVILLE, IA—After allegedly listening to voices in his head instructing him to clear out a significant portion of his crops to construct a baseball diamond, sources close to local man Tom Petrillo,...
theonion.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion — theonion.com/farmer-who-c...
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator — theonion.com/smooth-opera...
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator
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November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator — theonion.com/smooth-opera...
Release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Release the Epstein files.