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Rage can be exhausting
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My favourite is the determination nothing classified was discussed but there needs to be a secret hearing because the information is classified. You can’t ride both horses. There was even the questioning around if the journalist can release everything he redacted if nothing is classified 😅
March 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At least on the corporate mandated anti-fraud training they teach you all the ways you could do fraud and then tell you so don’t do that.. I didn’t even know paying students to money launder was a thing but now I do!
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The average supporter is unlikely to be here in 4 years time - the youth will be radicalised come the next election. The worse this administration is the bigger the swing.
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Agree but also think they will achieve their goal of reducing expenditure so their fans will always point to that. The next administration is going to have some huge expenditure to foot to fix all this - assuming this one doesn’t spaff all the redirected money on vanity projects.
February 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’d need some good hosts though, perhaps the existing ones deserve more airtime and a healthy raise in advance? 😂 Jokes aside the news should always de-sensationalise chaos. “A wicked car driver who hates kittens crashed into a lampost”->”A lampost has been hit with a car”. Rise above the drama 🎭
February 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You could call the revised game “Schadenfreude”, thank me later 👍
February 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Maybe aspires to get the interest of a certain children’s fantasy book author and her money? “free speech” is just used these days as code for “I want to offend people by saying offensive things like kill all Welsh people without anyone disagreeing with me”..”you can’t say that”..”my FS! 😭😭”
February 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The end of that tweet got a bit dark.. I mean it’s annoying for sure but hanging them is a bit much
February 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If she’s annoyed about that wait till she hears about what other politicians did over lockdown!
February 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It’s the clocks on the TVs that always get me.. I put something in front of them
January 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I liked this tweet but I did not like this tweet..
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Mine barks at anything “novel” on a walk (I get hearing warning notifications from my watch). She also used to bark if she can’t be with me for any reason… now she just cries.. can’t work out if that’s better or worse 🤔
December 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
What do you do if there’s a Czech in the mail?
December 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Did Jack write this? 😂
December 27, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Did AI write this headline?
December 27, 2024 at 6:32 PM
They’re not much money so it could have been worse? Or are you really fed up because of something else or just really wanted a cup of tea or something? You can microwave water in a cup at a push or saucepan on stove.
December 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM