ie, where’s Jesus?

Who are you going to believe: the ref crew or your eyes?

One of the most important people in my life was my HS English teacher who pulled me aside one day and said, “Hey I heard you might be interested in being an English teacher. That’s flattering but NO. DO. NOT. DO. THAT.”

Maybe part of the plan is getting kids back into cotton blends

I forget is this the year of Starlink or the year of the Depend Adult Undergarment?

Started in Tucson! Shout out Bob!

How do you think the holiday 2026 trip to Bahrain will compare to your holiday 2024 in the Sandbelt?

Eggs are so cheap they’re practically giving them away!

If you don’t think you can get one yard just going straight ahead in four tries I really don’t know why you think you deserve to play for a championship anyway. One yard!

All these TGL hole designs assume perfect conditions when we could be playing The Hatchet in a blizzard