@matthewjbarnard.bsky.social
I was born at 343ppm CO2. I went to Cornell and Duke. I work on business strategy in the tech industry.
I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful children: can we try not to leave them a burning planet covered in dictatorships?
I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful children: can we try not to leave them a burning planet covered in dictatorships?
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Our daycare in Seattle was almost entirely staffed by Somali women for the youngest kids (infants and toddlers). They were so kind and caring, and my kids ADORED them. They've contributed so much to our community; the idea that they would be punished in some way for this is honestly sickening.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Our daycare in Seattle was almost entirely staffed by Somali women for the youngest kids (infants and toddlers). They were so kind and caring, and my kids ADORED them. They've contributed so much to our community; the idea that they would be punished in some way for this is honestly sickening.
Dash learning he can run on water. The theater went crazy for this.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dash learning he can run on water. The theater went crazy for this.
His parents fed and clothed him for YEARS
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
His parents fed and clothed him for YEARS
The G.O.A.T.(herd)
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The G.O.A.T.(herd)
Burrito Taxi = Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc.
July 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Burrito Taxi = Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc.
I have like 6 more verses ready if this takes off.
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have like 6 more verses ready if this takes off.
When you tie up your yacht
With a quick bowline knot
That’s a mooring
With a quick bowline knot
That’s a mooring
July 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When you tie up your yacht
With a quick bowline knot
That’s a mooring
With a quick bowline knot
That’s a mooring
Oh my god I just learned that only New Yorkers say this… been saying it for 40 years. Thank you.
June 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh my god I just learned that only New Yorkers say this… been saying it for 40 years. Thank you.
Sometimes this just plays in my head for an hour or two… thank you for making this one of those times.
June 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sometimes this just plays in my head for an hour or two… thank you for making this one of those times.
I assume he used cardstock.
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I assume he used cardstock.