Matthew Rossi
@matthewrossi.bsky.social
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Matthew-Rossi/author/B01M6BQ5SF?ref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Writer, lover of weirdness, and that guy with the beard. I like bats the amount of a normal adult human
Tigers are solitary at most animated pair might be together for a bit or a mother and cubs. Lion prides 10 number around 40 lines although they usually don’t. Either way 6 to 8 lions can probably take one tiger.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Tigers are solitary at most animated pair might be together for a bit or a mother and cubs. Lion prides 10 number around 40 lines although they usually don’t. Either way 6 to 8 lions can probably take one tiger.
Spider-Man's reflexes are so fast that he can move out of the way of bullets, putting him just shy of speedsters like Quicksilver -- and with his Spider-Sense and insane agility, even Quicksilver has a hard time hitting him. Spider-Man has beaten the X-Men.
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Spider-Man's reflexes are so fast that he can move out of the way of bullets, putting him just shy of speedsters like Quicksilver -- and with his Spider-Sense and insane agility, even Quicksilver has a hard time hitting him. Spider-Man has beaten the X-Men.
Better image of Spider-Man lifting a NY Subway car over his head. Subway cars vary in weight, but modern ones can exceed 80,000 pounds, which is about 40 tons. Ones from the 90's were probably 57000 pounds at the lightest, so 29 tons or so.
I don't care that Taskmaster knows he's going to do that
I don't care that Taskmaster knows he's going to do that
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Better image of Spider-Man lifting a NY Subway car over his head. Subway cars vary in weight, but modern ones can exceed 80,000 pounds, which is about 40 tons. Ones from the 90's were probably 57000 pounds at the lightest, so 29 tons or so.
I don't care that Taskmaster knows he's going to do that
I don't care that Taskmaster knows he's going to do that
But Spider-Man?
Discounting all the times Spidey's gotten a power up -- the Captain Universe times, the wearing an alien symbiote times -- Spider-Man has literally beaten a herald of Galactus unconscious with his strength and speed. He has lifted entire train cars
Discounting all the times Spidey's gotten a power up -- the Captain Universe times, the wearing an alien symbiote times -- Spider-Man has literally beaten a herald of Galactus unconscious with his strength and speed. He has lifted entire train cars
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
But Spider-Man?
Discounting all the times Spidey's gotten a power up -- the Captain Universe times, the wearing an alien symbiote times -- Spider-Man has literally beaten a herald of Galactus unconscious with his strength and speed. He has lifted entire train cars
Discounting all the times Spidey's gotten a power up -- the Captain Universe times, the wearing an alien symbiote times -- Spider-Man has literally beaten a herald of Galactus unconscious with his strength and speed. He has lifted entire train cars
Just imagine that face wandering around the commonwealth looking for ths Institute to just kill every single one of them just so they never even TRIED to touch her kid again. And if you want her to take over the place instead? Go ahead! Give her a real Fallout style amoral option.
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just imagine that face wandering around the commonwealth looking for ths Institute to just kill every single one of them just so they never even TRIED to touch her kid again. And if you want her to take over the place instead? Go ahead! Give her a real Fallout style amoral option.
A civilian, Danse? I have better armor than you, a lot more weapons than you, and I have an entire palace I built just to house my ludicrous power armor collection. I have over 10000 Fusion Cores. I could outfit a bigger army than the entire Brotherhood of Steel.
July 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A civilian, Danse? I have better armor than you, a lot more weapons than you, and I have an entire palace I built just to house my ludicrous power armor collection. I have over 10000 Fusion Cores. I could outfit a bigger army than the entire Brotherhood of Steel.
"Are... are you Batman?"
"No, I'm Jennifer. It says so right above my dialog."
"No, I'm Jennifer. It says so right above my dialog."
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Are... are you Batman?"
"No, I'm Jennifer. It says so right above my dialog."
"No, I'm Jennifer. It says so right above my dialog."
I have no one to talk to today and so, you're going to be forced to endure my random posting about playing Fallout 4 and realizing I am just a chaos monkey
July 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I have no one to talk to today and so, you're going to be forced to endure my random posting about playing Fallout 4 and realizing I am just a chaos monkey
Because this is our lives now, here is the picture of the ambulance that had to come to my house to get my wife and take her to get checked to see if the horrible nausea, shortness of breath and urge to vomit that she’s experiencing are related to her heart condition.
December 19, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Because this is our lives now, here is the picture of the ambulance that had to come to my house to get my wife and take her to get checked to see if the horrible nausea, shortness of breath and urge to vomit that she’s experiencing are related to her heart condition.
You take my heart and a big piece of my soul with you beloved girl. Find your sister and rest. You did so much for your mother and for me and we loved you with all of our hearts
August 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
You take my heart and a big piece of my soul with you beloved girl. Find your sister and rest. You did so much for your mother and for me and we loved you with all of our hearts
My beautiful Pooka cat passed this morning and I will never ever forget her and never not love her
August 6, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My beautiful Pooka cat passed this morning and I will never ever forget her and never not love her
This is what's good about Batman.
July 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
This is what's good about Batman.
Yes it really happens in this book
June 29, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Yes it really happens in this book
Come for colourful magic and stay for everyone being twelve inside
June 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Come for colourful magic and stay for everyone being twelve inside
Someday I will finish it
June 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Someday I will finish it
Tp travel from Victoria to St. Johns is a 78 hour trip by car, and it covers 7,417 kilometers. It's 5000 kilometers flying. The straight line/flying distance between Calais and Moscow is 2,404 KM.
You can travel from Calais to Moscow and back and still not have traveled all the way across Canada.
You can travel from Calais to Moscow and back and still not have traveled all the way across Canada.
June 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Tp travel from Victoria to St. Johns is a 78 hour trip by car, and it covers 7,417 kilometers. It's 5000 kilometers flying. The straight line/flying distance between Calais and Moscow is 2,404 KM.
You can travel from Calais to Moscow and back and still not have traveled all the way across Canada.
You can travel from Calais to Moscow and back and still not have traveled all the way across Canada.
With the US, you have to also try and fit Alaska on there, which makes it weird and ungainly, but just think "slightly smaller than Canada" and you're not far off. I think someone living in, say, Calais traveling to Marseilles travels 10 hours. It's 14 hours to get from Victoria BC to Edmonton.
June 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
With the US, you have to also try and fit Alaska on there, which makes it weird and ungainly, but just think "slightly smaller than Canada" and you're not far off. I think someone living in, say, Calais traveling to Marseilles travels 10 hours. It's 14 hours to get from Victoria BC to Edmonton.
Canada? Unless you include Western Russia, it's not even close.
June 12, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Canada? Unless you include Western Russia, it's not even close.
I wish my European friends could understand viscerally how fucking big North American nations are. Even Mexico, the smaller of the big three NA nations, is almost the same size as all of Europe.
June 12, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I wish my European friends could understand viscerally how fucking big North American nations are. Even Mexico, the smaller of the big three NA nations, is almost the same size as all of Europe.
I had this bizarre spike in book sales last month and I still have no idea why. I’m at least happy you know what happened
March 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I had this bizarre spike in book sales last month and I still have no idea why. I’m at least happy you know what happened
I have no idea what happened yesterday, but if I could keep it happening, I would be able to stop continuously panicking about the future
February 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I have no idea what happened yesterday, but if I could keep it happening, I would be able to stop continuously panicking about the future