MatthewSchaeferFan
@matthewschaeferfan.bsky.social
May every last fever break.
~Dave Hause
~Dave Hause
1) Put wreath on inside of door.
2) Wait for finch to fall asleep again.
3) Open door.
2) Wait for finch to fall asleep again.
3) Open door.
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
1) Put wreath on inside of door.
2) Wait for finch to fall asleep again.
3) Open door.
2) Wait for finch to fall asleep again.
3) Open door.
Or he was making up some bullshit because he didn’t want to cop to being a racist.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Or he was making up some bullshit because he didn’t want to cop to being a racist.
Better - don’t.
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Better - don’t.
Did my pops understand it this time?
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Did my pops understand it this time?
Everyone leaving in their own Cybertruck or Altima.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Everyone leaving in their own Cybertruck or Altima.
And also, doesn't actually care about the fascism stuff. She's just upset that she's not in the club anymore. The notion that she's acting in good faith here is, by and large, held by the same morons who got us into this mess to begin with.
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And also, doesn't actually care about the fascism stuff. She's just upset that she's not in the club anymore. The notion that she's acting in good faith here is, by and large, held by the same morons who got us into this mess to begin with.
I’m convinced most of this nonsense is coming from Chinese propaganda farms.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m convinced most of this nonsense is coming from Chinese propaganda farms.
Good for Barzy. Tired of this shit.
December 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good for Barzy. Tired of this shit.
If this is it! Please let me know (Mets). If this ain’t love, you better just say so (METS)!
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If this is it! Please let me know (Mets). If this ain’t love, you better just say so (METS)!
Also, because you can.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Also, because you can.
2026: WR coach at JMU
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
2026: WR coach at JMU
But wait - aren’t scads of unemployed true Americans just clamoring to retake all those stolen jobs?
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
But wait - aren’t scads of unemployed true Americans just clamoring to retake all those stolen jobs?
Aren’t low blocks penalties now?
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Aren’t low blocks penalties now?
Looking well!
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Looking well!
Avra right downstairs is very not bad.
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Avra right downstairs is very not bad.
Any other differences you can think of, Arno?
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Any other differences you can think of, Arno?
Dibbs on “Wolfman and Meth” for a band name.
I don’t have a band. But I’mma start one now that I have a name.
I don’t have a band. But I’mma start one now that I have a name.
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Dibbs on “Wolfman and Meth” for a band name.
I don’t have a band. But I’mma start one now that I have a name.
I don’t have a band. But I’mma start one now that I have a name.
Minute entry reports that the judge reserved.
Very odd that the class's lawyers are seeking relief only for the named plaintiffs when every absent class member should get the same relief for the same reasons. Curious whether the judge prodded them on that....
Very odd that the class's lawyers are seeking relief only for the named plaintiffs when every absent class member should get the same relief for the same reasons. Curious whether the judge prodded them on that....
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Minute entry reports that the judge reserved.
Very odd that the class's lawyers are seeking relief only for the named plaintiffs when every absent class member should get the same relief for the same reasons. Curious whether the judge prodded them on that....
Very odd that the class's lawyers are seeking relief only for the named plaintiffs when every absent class member should get the same relief for the same reasons. Curious whether the judge prodded them on that....
Yeah, I'm watching PACER too. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yeah, I'm watching PACER too. Thanks.
Thanks for this, Michael. Have you heard word on what happened in the hearing this morning?
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thanks for this, Michael. Have you heard word on what happened in the hearing this morning?
Was gonna say - he earned every one of those fellow travelers.
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Was gonna say - he earned every one of those fellow travelers.
This field goal attempt by Charlie Brown feels like a test of whether Lucy actually intends to hold the ball still.
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This field goal attempt by Charlie Brown feels like a test of whether Lucy actually intends to hold the ball still.
You do antisemitism just fine, pal.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You do antisemitism just fine, pal.
Today, NYE, St. Patrick’s … just not worth it.
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Today, NYE, St. Patrick’s … just not worth it.