Does anyone else spend the entire month of January updating your passwords so you can delete all the accounts you made the previous year?
January 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Does anyone else spend the entire month of January updating your passwords so you can delete all the accounts you made the previous year?
Is anyone else’s watch super worried about them?
January 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is anyone else’s watch super worried about them?
More like MEW years rockin eve. Am i right?
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
More like MEW years rockin eve. Am i right?
Cant believe this website still exists
December 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Cant believe this website still exists
Im not asking for a friend, im asking for me. I dont have any friends
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Im not asking for a friend, im asking for me. I dont have any friends
I am as cuddly as cactus
December 25, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I am as cuddly as cactus
If you try to show me some clip on your phone, I’m just gonna take it as an opportunity to do bits. You’ve been warned.
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
If you try to show me some clip on your phone, I’m just gonna take it as an opportunity to do bits. You’ve been warned.
Bro’s heart was two sizes too small? That’s a congenital condition. If the Grinch had had healthcare, none of that shit woulda happened.
December 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Bro’s heart was two sizes too small? That’s a congenital condition. If the Grinch had had healthcare, none of that shit woulda happened.
I was deleting all the previous weeks’ Bears game off our tevo, and my kid asked me if i could delete the next three games as well. I wish i could, pal. I wish i could.
December 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I was deleting all the previous weeks’ Bears game off our tevo, and my kid asked me if i could delete the next three games as well. I wish i could, pal. I wish i could.
You should see what it’s like over on LinkedIn. They do not known what to think about this United CEO thing.
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
You should see what it’s like over on LinkedIn. They do not known what to think about this United CEO thing.
A book’s Goodreads rating is about as useless for determining its quality as its ISBN.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
A book’s Goodreads rating is about as useless for determining its quality as its ISBN.
My buddy who is a social worker making barely more than minimum wage just made 9million dollars in the stockmarket. Actually, no he didn’t that was Nancy Pelosi. My bad. My buddy actually has polyps.
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
My buddy who is a social worker making barely more than minimum wage just made 9million dollars in the stockmarket. Actually, no he didn’t that was Nancy Pelosi. My bad. My buddy actually has polyps.
If we call denying healthcare coverage to kids vigilantism, can we get CNN to call for the arrest of the CEOs?
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
If we call denying healthcare coverage to kids vigilantism, can we get CNN to call for the arrest of the CEOs?
I am thinking about designing an app that is exactly like your life except you are thin in it. I am going to call it SLIMulation. Yeah… you get it.
December 7, 2024 at 11:06 AM
I am thinking about designing an app that is exactly like your life except you are thin in it. I am going to call it SLIMulation. Yeah… you get it.
Why can’t this dude just pay off some judges and prosecutors to get his 55 year old son off the way normal rich people do?
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Why can’t this dude just pay off some judges and prosecutors to get his 55 year old son off the way normal rich people do?
If i can’t catch the pic on the pause the second time through, i block the motherfucker. Aint got time for that shit
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
If i can’t catch the pic on the pause the second time through, i block the motherfucker. Aint got time for that shit
I have decided i only read books that have a 3.72 rating. Any book that has a star rating above that, i don’t trust and anything below it ain’t worth my time.
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I have decided i only read books that have a 3.72 rating. Any book that has a star rating above that, i don’t trust and anything below it ain’t worth my time.
Holy shit. People who are happy about Hunter Biden getting pardoned are like those women who find guys on death row to marry. Like… are you guys ok?
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Holy shit. People who are happy about Hunter Biden getting pardoned are like those women who find guys on death row to marry. Like… are you guys ok?
No actually likes facetime, do they?
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 PM
No actually likes facetime, do they?
“Synergistic toxicity” is the perfect phrase to describe this era of humanity.
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 PM
“Synergistic toxicity” is the perfect phrase to describe this era of humanity.
Are we doing substacks on here or are you guys not as chill as i thought?
open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
A Concept of a Prototype of Facsimile of a Simulacrum of a Representation
It’s EA’s World, We Just Live In It
open.substack.com
November 30, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Are we doing substacks on here or are you guys not as chill as i thought?
open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
open.substack.com/pub/matthewt...
How are people already following 9 thousand accounts on this ? Didn’t they just turn this thing on back in October?
November 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
How are people already following 9 thousand accounts on this ? Didn’t they just turn this thing on back in October?
But we start next game with 4 time outs though, right? RIGHT?
November 29, 2024 at 3:50 AM
But we start next game with 4 time outs though, right? RIGHT?
If the Bears win today i am putting six grand on them to win the super bowl, so i hope they lose.
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
If the Bears win today i am putting six grand on them to win the super bowl, so i hope they lose.