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We should have a law where everyone has to be nice to you forever if a parent commits suicide.
July 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We should have a law where everyone has to be nice to you forever if a parent commits suicide.
Champions usually have way better food for breakfast
June 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Champions usually have way better food for breakfast
Every time I hear a loud fart in a public restroom I am tempted to utter some sort of response. I never do
June 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every time I hear a loud fart in a public restroom I am tempted to utter some sort of response. I never do
Why am I seeing people older than me not wash their hands in the bathroom in 2025
March 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why am I seeing people older than me not wash their hands in the bathroom in 2025
Armie Hammer? I hardly know her!
February 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Armie Hammer? I hardly know her!
There are way too many intersections that don’t tell you the cross street. I suppose I should just know the name of every street??
February 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There are way too many intersections that don’t tell you the cross street. I suppose I should just know the name of every street??
Man, it’s a good thing I looked up the score before I got to work
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Man, it’s a good thing I looked up the score before I got to work
Vince Diesel is not nearly as cool a name
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Vince Diesel is not nearly as cool a name
The YouTube comments for popular songs are so strange
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The YouTube comments for popular songs are so strange
I wish Spotify had a “super liked” playlist
February 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wish Spotify had a “super liked” playlist
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Autocorrect doesn’t recognize “Fuddruckers” #endofanera
January 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Autocorrect doesn’t recognize “Fuddruckers” #endofanera