Mattie Lee 🎄
@mattielee.bsky.social
"See the screaming hot black steaming iridescent naugahyde python screaming steam roller"
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nobody is surprised that cats align with the Sith.
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nobody is surprised that cats align with the Sith.
That's still how I draw cars.
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
That's still how I draw cars.
I'll bet he knows the muffin man.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'll bet he knows the muffin man.
Nobody is grandstanding or hot dogging!
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nobody is grandstanding or hot dogging!
In this issue Batman's least favorite villain,The Proctologist, debuted.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
In this issue Batman's least favorite villain,The Proctologist, debuted.
I am completely normal. It's everyone else who is weird.
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am completely normal. It's everyone else who is weird.
I'm sure its just coincidence.
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm sure its just coincidence.
This kid's gonna go places in life!
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This kid's gonna go places in life!
Oh! Susanna I've got anxiety
And I've just come from the doctor's with some amitryptyline.
And I've just come from the doctor's with some amitryptyline.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh! Susanna I've got anxiety
And I've just come from the doctor's with some amitryptyline.
And I've just come from the doctor's with some amitryptyline.
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding!
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding!
Sometimes the first word is doze.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sometimes the first word is doze.
He's super, thanks for asking.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
He's super, thanks for asking.
Spoiler: There's lots of cursing involved.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Spoiler: There's lots of cursing involved.
The only itis I have is tendinitis.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The only itis I have is tendinitis.
QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
picture of me and the staff who operate my skynet account.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
picture of me and the staff who operate my skynet account.
Middle school lied to me.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Middle school lied to me.
She just got Falfed!
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
She just got Falfed!
All those fancy degrees get you one extra syllable per word!
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
All those fancy degrees get you one extra syllable per word!
All successful businesses are built on lies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All successful businesses are built on lies.