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Matt Taylor - MattiePants
@mattiepants.bsky.social
40+/M/Texas. Card carrying member the DSA, blueberry dropped into a can of tomato soup. MTG/D&D, Dog lover.

M.A. - Interdisciplinary Studies (Texas State University)
I have no mouth, yet I must scream.
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
At what point does hating yourself become a health emergency? Asking for me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
‘Where does it end?’ ….here’s the thing. It doesn’t end.
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@txst.edu Since you aren’t allowed an online presence on TikTok, thought you might want to know at least about students posting stalking videos: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT63oVHe9/
Don’t worry. I already know your shortcut home😈 #texasstateuniversity #txst #txstwatcher #fyp
TikTok video by thetxstwatcher
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September 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I spend more time deleting scammers than applying for jobs. The older I get, the more I hate the internet.
May 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I De-Zucked today. Slowly disconnecting myself from the web and moving back to 1984.
February 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just had to get up and walk away from my work desk because I was about to throw my $3k monitor down the hallway in a fit of rage, in case anyone is wondering how I’m doing right now.
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Far too many late nights, far too many early mornings. Far too much work, essentially zero gratification or acknowledgment in any of it.

I’ll be okay, but I am not okay.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Yo working out is hard. Why did I stop doing this for like two years?
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Imagine the people that Hawk Blew-a their paycheck on a memecoin.
December 6, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Where’s the most unlikely place that you’ve found to buy #mtg cards? Always looking for new ideas to find a diamond in the rough.
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Day two of the Bluest Skies! I missed having a place like this. Let’s talk! Hobbies, interests, interesting facts? Looking for connections, not divisions.
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Omg, this app lets you open links in your default browser. SOLD.
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Question if you may, please and thank you. Outside of like color blindness, is there a deviation between people? Is my red the same as anyone else’s red?
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
What’s your favorite mono-color Magic deck and why is it black?
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM