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Matt Indeed
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I’m glad I’m inferior and not outferior. I hate it outside.
Still crazy to me that someone has convinced a large portion of this country that PBS and measles shots are somehow bad for you.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At least he went out doing what he loved: enabling uncontrolled gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How embarrassing it is to be an American today.
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Everything got progressively worse after citizens united. We have to find a way of getting money out of politics. But how can the genie go back in the bottle?
June 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Saw this from someone else, but enjoy it:

Christ came to earth to save mankind from sin.

Odin came to kill Frost Giants.

I look around, know what I see?

A fuck ton of sin, and not one single frost giant.
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." — 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, unanimously ratified by the US Senate, signed by President Adams
May 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What an absolutely ridiculous world we’ve created where one insane moron has this much effect on everyone’s money.
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I haven’t looked at my 401k since January. Should be fine, right?
April 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nintendo says its delaying Switch 2 pre-orders due to Trump tariffs. It’ll be fun to watch the MAGA Gamer Bros pretzel their message for this one.
April 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New doormat. It’s not rude— it says please.
March 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Matt Indeed
March 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Vodka, triple sec, and some seltzer is really all you need to get through the next 4 years.
March 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If Jeffries and Schumer don’t want to do any shouting to the rafters, we vote them out. It’s as simple as that.

Call on New York voters to kick these guys to the curb.
#congress #voterthemout #senate
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Buy from thrift books. Fuck Amazon.
#bezos #thriftbooks #amazon
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Back in like 2007, I wonder if anyone asked what it would be like if a 4chan troll was the richest boy in the world?

Well, here’s your answer.
February 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Did you guys know walking is good for your health?

Learn something new every day.
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Matt Indeed
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hope they change their minds. Very disappointing.
🚨 Today Target said it will end its three-year DEI goals, stop reports to external diversity-focused groups like the Human Rights Campaign's Corporate Equality Index and end a program focused on carrying more products from Black- or minority-owned businesses.
You guys know what to do?!
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Is it over yet?

Oh. It’s only day 2.
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I still add “lol” to the end of my jokes on Teams at work because I feel like no one will understand it was a joke.
January 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I remember Tik Tok like it was available yesterday.
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just found out people in China just squat and shit in a hole in the floor. Am I watching rednote wrong?
January 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The absolute greatest, imo.
Conan O’Brien will be awarded the 26th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in March, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Thursday. nyti.ms/42hpHCV
January 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Show me that smile again!
Show me that smile!
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’!

Growing pains never saw 2025, or it wouldn’t be making such unrealistic demands.
January 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM