Emilia Pérez 2: Emilia Périzz #emiliaperez #oscars

The top 3 nuts are
1) Pistachios
2) Cashews
3) Macadamia

@doughboys.bsky.social Santa’s middle name is Fogle.

Is are we human or Tony Danza a thing? If not can we say I started it? Is that song still in the Zeitgeist? #tonydanza #Thekillers

Notes for the new Coca-Cola AI commercial- 1) do polar bears watch the human TV as a cooking show or a nature show? 2) Where are the trucks that seemingly glide over frosted roads going? And why? Are they North Pole -> the Coke drinking world or are we in a new Day After Tomorrow hellscape?

Normalize eating pecan pie for desert.

When I was a child, I always tried to get my parents to donate to the Heifer Project, where you can donate money to buy lifestock for someone in need. Now as an adult, I believe we should dismantle the social safety net and give everyone in need a goat. #goat

Breaking News - Trump has chosen “Vito” the pug as Secretary of the Treasury. #dogshow

My dad thinks the Detroit Lions mascot is a kangaroo. I’m not against it. #nfl #DetroitLions

Steph Curry is sitting tonight because of knee pain. I, too, am sitting tonight because of knee pain. Stars are just like us. #nba #stephcurry #warriors

I’m on bluesky now so I don’t bother my friends with my intrusive thoughts.