Asking me to use power tools that aren't Milwaukee is like asking me to cheat on my wife

Pulling up in a Pontiac siege tower

Who else keepin all they baby bel cheese wrapper wax to make a candle who up

Emotional support notepad. Emotional support hundreds of open tabs. Emotional support can of goga gola

Do you ever feel like time started moving too quickly to stop but was halted nonetheless by the breakdown of sense and now all of the preceding centuries are slamming into halted wreck of the absurd present carried forward by nothing but inertia

Anyone else ever notice the Skyrim icon/cover art looks like the logo of the National Association for Amateur Radio?

A parrot named Tammy Wynette?

The older I get the more the only thing I regret is not having more of a good time

Cold weather is luxurious cause I get to wear these silk longjohns

Love washing my hands. The heat is rly good

Funny how I always feel more like myself when it snows