Matt Konrad
@mattkonrad.bsky.social
South Dakota to Minneapolis to Key West. Nonprofit communications. Florida Panthers die-hard. Hockey, trivia and food nerd. Oceans are now battlefields.
Ok, so the Hives have been around longer than I realized, but Howlin' Pelle Almqvist is still the spiritually correct response.
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ok, so the Hives have been around longer than I realized, but Howlin' Pelle Almqvist is still the spiritually correct response.
#OopsAllBackupQBs (I'm miffed that Colt McCoy doesn't have a headshot, but he was the only possible choice.)
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
#OopsAllBackupQBs (I'm miffed that Colt McCoy doesn't have a headshot, but he was the only possible choice.)
Can't stop doing build-your-own Grids, here's #OopsAllTwins.
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can't stop doing build-your-own Grids, here's #OopsAllTwins.
Here is our parrot Jackson, aka Jackson J Bird, aka Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (see last photo). He is 38, we adopted him from a rescue in Palm Beach and he likes eating almonds and asking "what happened."
August 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here is our parrot Jackson, aka Jackson J Bird, aka Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (see last photo). He is 38, we adopted him from a rescue in Palm Beach and he likes eating almonds and asking "what happened."
Maybe we should try putting him back
February 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Maybe we should try putting him back
Sex, drugs, crime and robot uprisings. On brand.
January 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sex, drugs, crime and robot uprisings. On brand.
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I haven't yet asked this guy if he saw your post but I'm guessing
December 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I haven't yet asked this guy if he saw your post but I'm guessing
I should fucking hope so
November 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I should fucking hope so
Bluesky, you haven't met my bird. This is Roy, he's a disabled 38-year-old Amazon parrot and he loves the Jamaican cookies called Shirley biscuits. (I did not give him this whole biscuit because it is 1/4 of his body weight.)
November 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Bluesky, you haven't met my bird. This is Roy, he's a disabled 38-year-old Amazon parrot and he loves the Jamaican cookies called Shirley biscuits. (I did not give him this whole biscuit because it is 1/4 of his body weight.)
I haven't skeeted here in a while and I need someplace sane to hang out on the socials. Anyway here's me and Brandon falling out of a giant inflatable Twisted Tea chair at Fest.
November 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I haven't skeeted here in a while and I need someplace sane to hang out on the socials. Anyway here's me and Brandon falling out of a giant inflatable Twisted Tea chair at Fest.
And here I was wondering how they could possibly top Cha Cha Cha guy from last year.
February 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
And here I was wondering how they could possibly top Cha Cha Cha guy from last year.
One fine day my wife texted me that she had saved half a yakisoba sandwich from Uwajimaya for me. I was a skeptic. I am no longer a skeptic. #teamnoodlesando
August 24, 2023 at 2:25 AM
One fine day my wife texted me that she had saved half a yakisoba sandwich from Uwajimaya for me. I was a skeptic. I am no longer a skeptic. #teamnoodlesando
Roy says this is the bird app now.
July 24, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Roy says this is the bird app now.
8/9 and I got the Coom Dawg in there. Probably never going to have a more successful one than this.
July 19, 2023 at 4:23 PM
8/9 and I got the Coom Dawg in there. Probably never going to have a more successful one than this.